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candy bandit

(adj) Can-dee-band-it
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An individual from ages 11 through 15 who believes drugs and drinking are cool and does them and/or talks about them constantly. The person will probably not have ever actually attempted the certain substance, and is completely wrong when discussing it because their in-experienced, but lies anyway. An over eager younger child striving for attention of their older peers. Noisy, obnoxious younger kids, who attempt to act like their teenagers when in perspective they haven’t even hit the 5 foot marker yet, and come off as loud, annoying, and not comprehending what their even trying to do.
Person- "So I'm going to play beer pong..are you coming?"
C/B-"I DONT KNOW IM PRETTY MESSED UP! HOW DO YOU PLAY??"
Person-"Bro, you had 3 beers...you're an asshole."

or

Person- "I just sold that kid a dimebag for 30 dollars"
Person2- "Lmao Must've been a candy bandit."
by B.B. TKWC November 10, 2008
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Bandwidth Bandit

A person who upon entering a building depletes the entire area of all the bandwidth therefore slowing down everyone's internet.
Greg walked into the dorm and my internet just stopped working because he is a bandwidth bandit.
by Joe Shafty May 1, 2008
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Fluff Bandit

One who ejaculates at least once a day in the school stalls and leaves his "fluff" on the toilet seat for others to enjoy
"Hey what the hell is on the seat!"
"Oh! The Fluff Bandit has struck again!"
by LewisSMills May 12, 2015
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Free meal bandit

The person who orders the most expensive items on the menu when someone else offers to pay for the meal
I had no idea Steve was a free meal bandit! He cost me almost $60 when I offered to buy him dinner. Lobster and tenderloin !!! The nerve!!
by Lunicus February 5, 2012
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Ballsack Bandit

A Ballsack bandit is one who sneaks up on sedated men and cuts off their ballsack in the dead of night. He removes the testicles and sells each one for 25,000 dollars. The money acquired from selling testicles is invested into Bitcoin as the Ballsack bandit becomes richer and lives a lavish lifestyle. You can definitely say sack salesmen, sure chase that sack in every way possible! He then gives the severed scrotum to his business partner, Trevor the scrotum smuggler. His job is to take the scrotum into third world countries and make goods for the less fortunate out of scrotum such as jackets, couches, blindfolds, masks, underwear, bras, and sandals. After all, Ballsack bandits do their good deeds and are in fact quite noble. They don’t only take. They keep all their profits of course, but they do give free goods to the less fortunate. Being a Ballsack bandit comes with its virtues, so it is an honest way to make a living.
Billy the Ballsack Bandit may seem like a bad man, even an outlaw, but he does more giving than you might think!
by Boner Swag Man August 6, 2023
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struggle bandit

Typically black men who are career criminals, committing crimes such as burglary, assault, robbery, etc. They are repeat offenders and spend most of their adult life in prison. They use having a criminal record as an excuse to not work or take care of their children. They are delusional in the belief that they only get arrested for crimes they commit due to systemic racism. They don't comply with police and sometimes the outcome is deadly. They are lazy, shiftless, entitled and feel like the whole world owes them something because their ancestors were slaves. They are sociopaths who believe that they are incapable of doing anything wrong and that their failures in life are a result of racism. They don't take any accountability for their actions. They see how fatherlessness in the home destroys the lives of black children and they couldn't give a flying f*** about it. They are selfish, malignant narcissists who don't care about the well-being of the women and children in their communities. They don't value their women and either exploit, abuse them or take them for granted. They tend to abandon their children because they themselves did not have fathers growing up and sadistically would like to see their children suffer the same fate they have.
Nahla: "Hey, girl. Did you hear what happened to the lady next door?"
Shanna: "No. What happened?"
Nahla: "Jamal broke into her house, robbed her, then took off. The police are looking for him."
Shanna: "That's terrible what happened to her. I hope the police catch that struggle bandit."
by Jaja Dannevik October 21, 2021
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Bandito

A word referenced multiple times in Twenty One Pilot's new album Trench. Even going as far as naming their tour, " The Bandito Tour,"
"We are banditos. You will leave Dema and head true east. We will renounce Vialism.
by emmathesinner July 31, 2018
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