Balosated

Sitting alone in a ballet room because you're too big to be involved.

I sat, balosated from all the other girls because they weighed 80 pounds and I, 120.

by weasleyisourking March 2, 2009

Badosha

Some one who smells like butt,dick and lotion

Jacob R smells like badosha

Jacobs nickname is badosha

by JRsex magnet April 23, 2011

ballshaming

to make fun of someone because of how their testicles look.

"dude i told you not to make fun of my cylindrical balls while we have sex, thats ballshaming!"

by Copilotmagician October 20, 2018

Ballshave

An embarrassing typo or proof-reading failure in an important document.

Named for a proofing error in a British student newspaper which was meant to read "Previous Balls have been well attended"

However, it got published and sent to over 2000 parents and students as "Previous Ballshave been well attended."

Dear Teacher,
I apologize most profusely that my homework referred to King Cunt rather than King Canute. It was a total ballshave.
With deepest regrets,
Student

Student A: Shit - I was in such a hurry to hand in my thesis that I left in those sarcastic comments I drunkenly wrote about my supervisor in the acknowledgements section.
Unsympathetic Student B (laughing): Ballshave!

Editor: I don't mind aggressive journalism, but if we get sued because of a ballshave, I'll have your ass on a plate.

by BallShaver April 5, 2021

balshaan

This is the guy that thinks he is better than everyone, but in reality he is the biggest fudhu that always sucks dick after hanging out with friends because he is gay and gets hard so he goes home and sucks dick

Balshaan’s dad- my son is the biggest goof ever he thinks he is the best, but in reality he is nothing like his old man, he gets no girls like I did in my day. To add on none of his friends even like him, he is always their. The only good thing about him is he makes the group laugh by doing something funny usually by un-intentionally embarrassing himself.

by Bingay boys and dad August 23, 2021

Balshashing

Balshashing is the act of when you dip your balls in peanut butter and let a wild jerboa lick it off and then use the saliva of the jerboa to stick ONLY YOUR NUTS in their butthole.

"Heard you were Balshashing with my girl last night"

"Yeah me and dylan were Balshashing her so hard"

by Edwin Jarlox July 26, 2024