tiger balm

A balm created in Asia, thought to cure anything. It's cheap, legal, and it works almost as good as windex.

Little Johnny: Mommy I got a Misquito bite
Mommy: Rub tiger balm on it!

by The Kevin August 30, 2005

bag balm

green 10 oz tin can used for chapped conditions & treatment of irritated breasts.

For many years Bag Balm has been a girls best friend. I always take a can to Huntington Beach & give my girl friend a good bag balm rub mixed with sun tan oil !!! Love

by sinbad_duke_of_east_los March 30, 2007

Ball Balm

Chapstick for the balls. Usually in a roll on package. Lubricates the scrotum.

Joe: "Damn! My balls are dry!"
Bob: "Its okay, I have some extra ball balm, just rub some on."

by Dr. McAwesomeBerg August 11, 2009

balm cake

another name for bread rolls, common in manchester.

or

an eccentric or crackpot

the shops out of balm cakes,

or

'e's a right balm cake 'im.

by rozzler April 16, 2004

tiger balming

doing your girl doggy & wipe tiger balm on her anus
then hold on for your life. make sure your have a
quick exit planned

brett was doing micky slipped a finger with tiger balm up his doight,it was the best tiger balming he ever had.micky had tears.

by jtcq December 9, 2008

palm balm

Euphemism for any substance (usually hand lotion, soap, KY jelly, etc.) used as lubricant to facilitate male masturbation activity.

Man, Franq was so drunk the other night. He got home and didn't know what he was doing so he used Easy Off for palm balm. Now he has a rash on his dick. That Franq is an idiot.

by Frank Klaune November 11, 2004

Bag Balm

Another word for a male's preejaculate, or "pre-cum." A woman will use the appearance of a man's Bag Balm as a green light in giving him oral sex. The Bag Balm is epecially helpful in the dark, when grazing your fingers over the head of a man's penis and feeling the slippery ejaculate between her fingertips, much like a grochery employee uses when bagging up shopping items.

"When I was hooking up with Jimmy last night, I reached down and felt his Bag Balm, so I proceeded to give him oral"

by shredqueen May 22, 2010