water ballooning

the act of holding your foreskin closed while urinating so it fills up like a water balloon

Jake: Hey David what are you doing tonight?
David: Nothing probably just going to sit in the shower and do some water ballooning

by numbertwentyone January 19, 2012

Rocket Balling

Quidditch for Muggles. The muggle will wear 2 rockets on feet for flight, and one on a hand for stability.

As defined by Giggs in Game Over where he wishes for his "N****z to be Rocket Balling."

by Halacris March 7, 2011

dicking and balling

Wasting a lot more time than simply "dicking" around, particularly on the job...

"You guys have been dicking and balling around here all morning, now get your asses in gear and get something done !"

by rubberweiner March 6, 2020

Ballpointing

When you really need to go poop.

I really need to go to the toilet. I'm ballpointing

by MisterValentin September 28, 2022

Ballsfinger

A euphemism for penis, differentiated from the other fingers by having a pair of testicles (balls) nearby, hence the finger near the balls, or balls-finger.

"suck my ballsfinger!"

"what? suck MY ballsfinger!"

by Rodney Bollinger February 17, 2009

ballzzing

when an ipod teabags someone

OMG dude did you see that ipod he totaly gave him a ballzzing

by Robbiehay1 August 10, 2009

lava balling

1. when a man sits wish his legs spread wide for maximum testicular comfort.

lava balling in a movie theater in the old fashioned seats with legs spread wide to keep from all the extra sweating

by Magwaaf October 4, 2013