ballhammer

A major annoyance. A situation that causes dread in one's life.

Damn, waking up to my clock radio playing that Don Henley cover by the Ataris was such the ballhammer.

by buzz January 4, 2005

Ballam

Also known as The Focused Time, Ballam is the span of time from Krampus (December 5th) to Luna Flame (first full moon of July) when followers of the Korrui religion ages 13 to 21 (of any and all genders) cover their hair (usually with a Büf or a Hüddi) around members of the gender that they are attracted to.

Girl: why do you always wear that hat around me?
Straight guy: It's currently Ballam.

by Gay train December 14, 2020

Balljammer

A guy who gets around - a dude who's always busy fucking is a Balljammer.

When Theotis emerged from Valerie's dorm room, the fellas greeted him with a 'what's up Balljammer!!!'.

by Flapdoodle May 18, 2003

ballgame

coitus; screwing; intercourse

Did you hear about that dude in Arkansas who ballgamed a live turkey for two tins of Skoal and a Matt Nokes rookie card while two of his co-workers pinned it down?

by SmarmyDres December 28, 2005

baldjamescharles

when you are going through a mental crisis and don’t know what to do

i’m so sad ): i’m gonna pull a ( baldjamescharles) and shave my hair off

by bryan.xj February 12, 2021

a whole new ballgame

A completely new situation

It's a a whole new ballgame for me, I've never make a music video before

by HorizM May 7, 2018

ballsamic vinagrette

The dirty, dank sweat drippings that roll off your balls during sex

I squeezed that bitch a glass of ballsamic vinagrette, she wanted nuts in her salad

by hayesyblazey January 15, 2015