balching

When the balls make an gigantic belching sound

It was disgusting! He kept balching!

by Lolbrah123 September 18, 2016

Balchinitus

A sickness resulting in one's testicles growing on one's chin

Peter Griffin developed Balchinitus at an early age

by SheevTheSenate66 February 25, 2021

ballchoni

When you poo and get on balls

Yo I just ballchonied my pants

by ballchoni April 23, 2021

Ballchante

Dragging your ballsack across a womans face on arrival often with some sort of oil or lubricant and glitter

My girl is always delighted to get a warm ballchante when i come home.

by Sippinbrew August 6, 2023

ballchain

1. The male appendage that either fulfills his life, ruins his life, or both.

2. The leading cause of "Dead Beat Dad" syndrome.

3. An idiot or jerk off that pisses you off.

"I should have hung the ballchain to that bitch."

"I shouldn't have hung the ballchain to that bitch."

"Hey, why don't you go in the corner and touch yourself, you fucking ballchain?"

by Barry Ballchain May 10, 2006

ballchinian

noun: one who is gay, i.e., balls on the chin

"Man that queer is such a ballchinian."

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

Ballchain

1. The male appendage that either fulfills his life, ruins his life, or both.

2. The leading cause of "Dead Beat Dad" syndrome.

3. An idiot or jerk off that pisses you off.

"I should have hung the ballchain to that bitch."

"I shouldn't have hung the ballchain to that bitch."

"Hey, why don't you go in the corner and touch yourself? You fucking ballchain!"

by Barry Ballchain June 4, 2006