Mega Destruction Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction

What a friendly old man tends to use to convince people to help him with something that will help humanity as a whole.

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Please use the darkness.)

Disobedient teenager: Why would I use the darkness?

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Because it's for everyone's sake.)

Teenager: Okay I DON'T believe you.

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Mega Destruction Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction)

Teenager: Ouchi ouch!

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Use the darkness.)

Teenager: okay sure

Old man: X-BLADE!
(You will even get my expert diplomatic skills by using it)

Teenager, who is also an old man now: X-BLADE!
(Okay I believe you.)

by Consarn December 1, 2018

Mexican Ball-Water

When a sweaty mexican construction worker dips his balls into a glass of water

“I’m gonna make you drink some mexican ball-water”

by xtiju April 24, 2021

Chinese Medicine Ball Twist

Mid-coitus, regardless of position, firmly grasp your partner's scrotum (making sure both testicles are included) and twist counter-clockwise if right-handed (clockwise if left-handed). It is very important that you do not let go until the erection has fully diminished. DO NOT let go if your partner begins to scream--it is merely an expression of ecstasy.

Last night, I gave my boyfriend the best Chinese Medicine Ball Twist; he was screaming for hours!

by Dominatrices May 8, 2009

Meat Ball Splash

During the act of rough oral or deep throat, it is when the man receiving is suprised with a spash of self gratitude when the female regergitates on his member. {This can also happen when the splasher is either ill or highly intoxicated, which makes it that much better.}

Paul was supprised when his girl from the Super-Fresh store gave him a meat ball splash for free.

by 1670 July 14, 2006

Mesker Ball

An incredible game with two plates, a ball, and a mud pit.
The plates are put at opposite ends of the mud-pit, and teams line up in the middle (each facing an opposite side,) (two on two is best) and put one hand on the ball. When the whistle is blown (or someone yells go) the teams wrestle to get the ball on the plate they are facing. The game ends when one team gets the ball onto the plate for 3 seconds.

Guy (or Girl): why are you all muddy?
Girl (or guy): I just played a game of Mesker Ball with my friends!
Guy (Or girl) : You played mesker? Im so jealous

by nako1234567 December 13, 2009

Mexican Ball Game

A party game for really drunk college kids that involves seeing how far up you can get your testical before it bounces back to your scrotum

Bro, that Mexican Ball Game last night was crazy.

by Mr.E61 October 6, 2017

Mei Ball

A Mei Ball is someone who posses such cuteness it's at an extreme overdose level.

Anyone who is a Mei Ball is generally popular at the school (or place of work), is attractive, and presents themselves as high class.

Pronunciation: May Ball

"Samantha is so Mei Ball, I can't stand it!"

"Did you see how Mei Ball Sam was today?! I couldn't handle it"

"Sam is so high class she's basically Mei Ball"

by IAMMEI20 February 10, 2014