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BalkanMania

A gang of people with a Slavic descent (Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia, Serbia, Macedonia, Montenegro, Bulgaria), but Romania and Greece can also be included because of the shared culture.

Any Balkan person who is friends with another Balkan person creates their own BalkanMania to show the western people that we are in charge of the best and happiest population in the world, because capitalism is not the key of happiness. Rakija, Ćevape, the sound of accordion music and partying daily with joyful people actually are.
'Bro, I don't need such friends like yours. I have my own BalkanMania with whom I can eat and drink the whole night in the back seat of the yugo car with blasting old music from forty years ago.'

'BalkanMania? Sounds like a TV-show.'

'Yeah, there should be one for keeping up with the Balkans.'
by MemberOfABalkanMania January 27, 2021
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Baltika

a russian beer that is normally drank by members of the Gym Crew. see katsovich. also see Fuchs also see MoyiDruzya
don't forget that baltika 9!
by Billy Bob Arkansas November 25, 2003
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Balkam

An amazing family. Everyone in the family is awesome and is very good looking. People want to be like them and people are very jealous of them. They are the ideal family.
Man he's such a Balkam, I wish I could be like him.
by Kyle Balkam May 21, 2011
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Balkan

Anyone who is pissing you off and is from Bulgaria, Romania, Serbia, Macedonia, Greece and Turkey
*You get killed in Valorant*
You: YOU BLOODY BALKAN. YOUR SO BAD YOUR FROM BULGARIA
by NoBalkansPls January 22, 2022
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quantum balkan theory

Quantum Balkan Theory describes the theory that any attempted discussion of the 1991-2001 Balkan Yugoslavian wars will end up confusing everyone involved due to the complex and sometimes senseless nature of the conflicts
At this point, the group of geography nerds decided to just move on to another topic as they had quickly succumbed to quantum balkan theory when the borders of Croatia and Serbia were brought up.
by TornadoAP June 26, 2021
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balkan

Of or relating to the Balkan Peninsula or the Balkan Mountains.
by Cool Guy June 4, 2003
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balkanize

To fracture and waste something important, like a country, with something totally unimportant, like ethnic differences.
Man, you just balkanized your head on a stump!
by psients October 24, 2006
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