bakered

When someone says they are on their way to hang out in a short amount of time. Then never shows up and doesn't answer their phone. If this happens you have been bakered.

Ray: I called Nick, he said 5 minutes till he gets here just getting gas. Steve: Alright cool. *50 minutes pass* *Steve calls Nick, no answer* Steve: We officially just got bakered.

by beenbakeredmultipletimes January 2, 2010

Bakerette

A hot bachlorette with exceptional baking skills

A Bakerette is a women who is single, kicks ass in the kitchen and can bake you under the table. Her amazing skills are sufficient to catch any single man. One bite of her sweet stuff and you are hers.

by Allenna82 April 18, 2013

i'm bakered

A Middlesbrough term for being baked or stoned

Mate I'm bakered snoops weed is mint

by Sam Coulton October 31, 2013

Bakering

Spitting someone in the face.

-dude, would you stop bakering in my face!
-say it, dont baker it!

by The Baker Victim March 23, 2011

bakerista

Mrs. Guy is a bakerista, therefore bakerista means to bakerista.

Mrs. Guy is a bakerista, therefore bakerista means to bakerista.

by RileyTv April 19, 2016

bakering

To kill your self

I'm thinking of bakering when I get home! Isn't that great?!

by JesusCrust007 June 11, 2018

Bakeress

(bey-ker-is) -noun
1)A medical person who bakes coconut laden brownies of the 'special' sort.
2)A shoe throwing maniac
3)A jewish woman
4)Someone who works with a poor quality LPN.

Origin: 2008 VA, before 1000 ME bekere

"Gosh, I wish that Bakeress would stop yelling at plants and do some work around here."

by Chief Red January 24, 2008