complete bagpipes

Adjective to describe a situation evoking an emotional state akin to that which is evoked by the fifth consecutive hour of bagpipe playing

That product release was complete bagpipes

by bagpipeplayer June 16, 2018

bagpiper

v. engaging in the act of intercourse with one's armpit

needless to say, i did not lend out the bagpiper during my entire trip to france

by shinebox April 5, 2003

bagpipes

the missing link between music and noise.

zak: it's not quite music but it's not quite noise, what the hell is it?

Sara:oh that's bagpipes

by painter of unseen art February 21, 2009

playing the bagpipes

To have one gay male stick his penis in the other man's arm pit

Ryan and Joe were playing the bagpipes all night.

by Anonymous May 7, 2003

bagpipes

A musical instrument given to the Scottish by the Irish. The Scottish, unaware that the Irish had played a cruel joke on them, have continued to play the bagpipes.

Why do bagpipe players always march? They are trying to get away from the sound.

by Ollie the Dog January 1, 2004

Devils Bagpipes

Verb : To Play The Devil's Bagpipes: the never ending struggle of playing with your balls during the adverts of a soft core porn on telly trying to keep yourself aroused and erect yet without spilling your load over a date-line commercial.

i was playing the devils bagpipes

by GregL May 28, 2006

Bagpipery

Complete and utter nonsense.

What is this bagpipery?

by bumbleduckbunny August 4, 2009