shitty bigfoot

any type of cruel action on anything weaker than you

who ever ran over that poor cat is a shitty bigfoot

by five across the face April 7, 2015

Finding Bigfoot

Finding Bigfoot is a show on the "Discovery" channel where a group of tinfoil hat clad neckbeards wander around in the dark wilderness festooned with cameras searching for something that isn't there.

They also yell at trees.

*twig snaps in the distance*
Neckbeard 1: "Did you hear that? IT MUST'VE BEEN A SQUATCH!"
Neckbeard 2: "HOLY SHITBALLS WE'RE FINDING BIGFOOT"

by The Burned Man 6240 January 10, 2015

Bagoot

A bagoot is a godly baguette, one that has been blessed by the god of bread. Check out ‘the Bagoot bible’ on Wattpad

I Dropped My Bagoot!

by Bagoot December 14, 2018

Bigfoot's Law

A law stating that "No matter how low pant trends get, it will never be fashionable to wear them around your ankles (especially when going commando)."

Anyone found in violation of said law will 'disappear' mysteriously when passing by a wooded area (presumably by Bigfoot).

Dude, that kid's almost violating Bigfoot's Law, he'd better get a belt.

by hitemlow November 23, 2009

bigfoots dick

a turd trick that involves leaving fecal matter in a toilet and then shaving your pubes into the toilet. This combination resembles a long brown shaft covered in hair often identical to the dick of a saquatch

As i looked into the toilet bowl I saw a shit covered in pubes, and thought what is that bigfoots dick?

by sammythejuice October 3, 2011

Bigfoot

1. Where one person physically staggers around in an unco-ordinated way whilst vomiting (due to ingestion of copius amounts of alcohol) - named for it's astounding visual likeness to alleged video footage of the sasquatch known in Northern America as "Bigfoot" who roams around in the same unco-ordinated manner

2. A large man-ape that roams around the Pacific Northwest of the United States of America. Believed to be an earlier stage of mankind.

3. Name given to people with larger-than-average feet (depending on their height)

1. A: "Dude, i got soo hammered at the club, as soon as i got out, I went Bigfoot on the sidewalk"

2. Woman in newsroom: "OH GOD! SMELLS LIKE BIGFOOT'S DICK!"

3. I have size 15 shoes even though i'm only 6'2". My mates call me Bigfoot. . . . . then i get out my gun.

by Ozzie Oz and the Beautiful Bunch February 22, 2007

bigfoot spank muffin

this is a very complex technique. it involves being nakey. first, you take a fig newton (no other cookie will do) with your foot. you then take the cookie (still cradled in your foot) and dip it in the hiney of the female you would like to do this to. after half of the fig newton is immersed in the booty, let it soak in the oils and herbs of the tushy until the innards become similar to that of a hot air balloon. at this point, take out the fig newton covered in poo and stank and feed it to the female with your foot as you spank the rump. continue this until bill cosby hand feeds you a muffin. amen.

I used a whole pack of fig newtons doing a bigfoot spank muffin.

by FlyingToothlessMidgets December 31, 2009