bagel

In County CLare in Ireland we call a redneck a bagel, fuckin no idea where it originated.

The town was full a bagels last night, white shirts

by Annie April 7, 2005

bagel

this is a person that smells of mary jane, and is far better than any spoon or toaster... but not exceeding the greatness of a plate.a bagel is known best for pleasing females in any way possible.

yo did u smell that weed. no that was just a bagel.

oh my god bagel is so good in bed... who needs a toaster if u can have a bagle.

by bigpimpin April 25, 2005

bagel

Any person that has not been baptized, and is not sure if they would like to be or not. This nickname is the result of the creation of the nickname Doughtnut, as well as others like Muffin, Waffle, and French Toast. (Look only at the definitions provided by 'Relic' to see what each means when used as a nickname.)

He may be a bagel, but it doe not mean he is any less threatening then a french toast.

by Relic January 15, 2005

bagel

probably the best thing your tastebuds will ever meet. you can eat a bagel anywhere at any time.

lila: “dude i had the best bagel this morning”
devyn: “was it an everything bagel?”

by scoopmypoop69 May 7, 2019

bagel

John Fitzgerald

John Fitzgerald is a bagel

by yurtty September 12, 2019

bagel

v. when you violently attack someone with bagel to the face... or head area. it's even better if the person falls over. it's usually only necessary if the other person is being complete tool.

"that guy totally took the last crossain'wich... he's totally getting bageled."

by Amy M. W. October 8, 2007

bagel

vagina

I'm gon spread my spread all over yo bagel.

by spread man January 17, 2010