Baghdad Host

When the host of an online game has a bad internet connection. The connection is so bad that it seems as if they're in Baghdad, a city known for having a bad internet connectivity.

A: "Dude I was raging so bad last night on League!"

B: "Why?"

A: "We had a Baghdad Host"

by Schmaser Schmirt August 20, 2013

Baghdad Bob

Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf was the Iraqi Information Minister during the 2003 US invasion. He became famous, ludicrous, for making claims about the US activities that were the exact opposite of the truth, such as "Shock and awe? It seems that we are the awe on them. They are suffering from the shock and awe."

Sean Spicer is America's Baghdad Bob.

by grfiv March 18, 2017

Baghdad Muffler

Have your chick lay on her back, straddle her face spread out your ballsac while covering her mouth and nose. When she tries to breath, the air escaping her mouth shall make a muffled sound as it escapes the seal of your nutsac. This move was born on 11/15/2012 by JCassady in Baghdad, Florida. Named with the help of B. Cobb, and M Spratt on 11/16/2012. Also perfected by Z. McAuthur on 11/16/2012 thanks for the help team...

You have not lived until you have made your chick turn blue with the "Baghdad Muffler"

by JCassady November 17, 2012

bagadactyl

n., person who wants to get high on someone else's drugs, upon sight of him/her bringing out a bag of it; a predatory joneser, of pteradactyl like proportions. See also: joneser.

When I brought out the bag I'd just bought, that bagadactyl's eyes were poppin' out of their sockets!

If you buy a phat sack like you did last time, watch out for her -- she's a bagadactyl

by Bberly October 15, 2011

bagadouche

A sly or covert way of calling someone a douche bag.

<said in a hastened manner>

Boss: Hey Johnny I'm gonna need those TPS reports tomorrow
Johnny: No problem bagadouche
Boss: huh?
Johnny: nuttin

by JasSli November 13, 2002

BagaDousche

A name that replaces a person's actual name if, in fact, they are a Dousche Bag. It is more convenient than having to say their name every time as well as their description. Works for just about any boss or authority figure

Dude, BagaDousche called. He wants us to do a whole bunch more shit before we are done for the day.

by Sublime0901 January 17, 2009

Bamadam

an excited friend or a close friend

yo bamadam what you doing?

by funzo-1 September 22, 2009