paper bag

a tool used for having sex with chicks with ugly faces and hot body.

i thought the girl was hot til she turned around and i saw her face. so i pulled out the paper bag and it was all good.

by Lou May 19, 2003

paper bag job

adj. used to describe (mainly) females whom posses good bodies yet have faces like a smacked arse... reffering to using a paper bag to cover their ugly faces during sex

Lad 1: Phwoar, look at that ass
(she turns around)
Lad 2: Damn she fell outta the ugly tree
Lads 1&2: Still give her one, paper bag job!

by englandsnumberonehockeygoalkeeper August 28, 2006

paper bag

needed for ugly chicks in order to maintain an erection.

erin boettger's so ugly you need to put a paper bag over her face.

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

brown paper bag school

Perjorative term for Fisk, Spellman College and Howard Universities, all of which have in the past have been allegedly guilty of refusing to admit students with skin tone darker than a brown paper bag.

"No way am I going to a brown paper bag school. I'm applying to 'Skegee (Tuskegee)."

by Bill Peters August 20, 2006

Paper-bag Effect

When a girl is hot from the neck down but is ugly from the neck up.

The paper bag part comes from the stereotype from tv shows or movies when people are ugly and they were paper bags on their heads.

Look at that chick she has the Paper-Bag effect going on.

by SuperMex December 15, 2010

paper bag it

1 When you are having sex with a really ugly girl and you put a paper bag over her head to cover her uglyness
2 When your buddies make fun of you for liking a girl who is really ugly and you simply reply "paper bag it" as a response meaning "who cares"

"ewwww man you asked out that whale natasha?"
"Paper bag it!"

by Zach Cannuli July 3, 2005

gaffa tape and paper bag job

a woman who has a really gorgeous body but who has a dodgy voice and a minging face so the only way you can bring yourself to fuck her is if you stick gaffa tape (duct tape) over her mouth and a paper bag on her head

scary spice

by jamfsob August 6, 2003