Grip a bag of chips

To go into a gas station and eat a bag of chips, while still inside. You then leave never paying.

Hey did you know at sheetz you can totally grip a bag of chips.

by PhunkDoc July 26, 2009

buy a bag of chips

1. excuse to leave a private party to go get sucked off

2. some mysterious errand johnny goes to do in the middle of the night

3. sneaky segue to go have a private conversation

1. Bro 1: Where u goin bro the party's just starting?
Bro 2: I'm gonna go buy a bag of chips...
Bros 1&2: EXTREME!!

2. Johnny: I have to go run an errand.
Travis (drunk): Bullshit dude we're having a party!?
Johnny (douchey): Fuck you guys I gotta go.
Joe (pretty buzzed): Well bring back some chips!
Johnny: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go buy a bag of chips.

3. Well it looks like we're running low on snacks, we're just gonna go buy a bag of chips

by boosh chugger May 27, 2009

Chip bagging

Origin : england

Definition : one who offers sexual services for chips (fries),

Andy's chip bagging rate is 20 chips for full anal penitration

by D-ride October 08, 2013

all that and a bag of chips

(adjective) attractive (usually referring to charming chicks).

Dang, did you see that, she's ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS!

by Fangsta April 29, 2003

all that and a bag of chips

see all that
tha baddest

mj iz all that and a bag of chips

by YoungCali August 28, 2003

All That And A Bag of Chips

When you stick your penis AND testicles into a woman's vagina/man's rectum. See balls deep.

Eric:Tim just took all that and a bag of chips last night!
Austin: Yeah, I know man, I know...

by WWTHD June 16, 2011

2 bags of Chips

Funny joke... HaHa

You're 2 bags of Chips

by InfiniteDraco March 05, 2021