Carole Baskin

Carole Baskin is a phsyco old lady who makes her money off of suing people and abusing animals. You may recognize this slimy shit fart off of the Netflix series, Tiger King. She acts like a goddess but in reality all she does is bitch and complain. Fun fact- she fed her ex husband to a tiger! Carole tends to be a hypocrite and doesn't know how to have a normal functioning life where she leaves people alone. She owns a tiger farm where she has tigers in tight cages and are abused- unlike the Tiger King, Joe Exotic who is a fucking god. Carole deserves to be put in prison for man slaughter and just strait up being a criminal- for example, she murdered her multi-millionaire husband and took 90% of his money, leaving the rest of Dons' innocent family with only 10%. Carole tends to have more makeup on her face than blood in her body. We believe that Carole has healing crystals and essentials oils for when her tigers have a fatal disease, whereas Joe Exotic puts them out of their misery, but not in bad way, he just puts them out of pain. You gotta do what you gotta do. With that being said, lets conclude that Carole is a criminal and a bitch.

Carole Baskin- "I'm gonna sue your parents and take everything away from then including their furniture cause that's what heroes do"
Joe- "What the fuck kinda crazy son of a bitch is this shit fuck doing?! What the hell?!"

Carole Baskin- "Oh My god Joe, you're an evil monster, i'm gonna ruin your whole career and your brothers dream you fucking phsyco!"

by CplDonaldson153 March 31, 2020

Carole Baskins

A woman who fed her husband to her tigers. Gained wealth and knows how to use volunteers for free labor. Only wears animal prints especially that of any cat.

A term used for a woman who has fed their SO to an animal especially a feline.
Ex:
She pulled a Carole Baskins . She fed him to her cat because he was going to leave her and she couldn’t have that.

by OVRM April 4, 2020

Basking Ya Beans

To sit off in the sun and Chill ya beans.

"Yo lawson, fancy basking ya beans later?"

"yeah man why not its a niiice day"

by Jawwdan May 11, 2009

dirty Carole Baskin

When you feed your husband to a tiger.

Wife: "keep it up and I'll dirty Carole Baskin your ass"

by Tayler Fawcett April 1, 2020

carole baskin

a major fucking bitch who needs to mind her damn buisness and stop killing her husbands.

tiger king:fuck carole baskin
carole baskin: *dies*

by Princess1224 April 7, 2020

Carol Baskins

When someone is pissing you off and you cant legally murder them.

If you don't stop bothering me, I'm going to Carol Baskins your ass.

by Redneckerson April 7, 2020

Bareskin Cup

A bareskin cup is the act of using the palm of your hand in a "cupped" fashion and placing it over your bum hole before you rip a stinky fart. The fartstink, which remains in the hand in a concentrated form, is then distributed by opening the hand in front of anothers nasal passage, causing tear-jerking stink. The Bareskin Cup can also be disguised in short as a "bachlor of science (BSc)" for an unsuspecting victim.

Dwayne shows up at our party the other night with shitstains on his undies so I gave him a bareskin cup to the face. Needless to say he ran home crying

by Langebone June 8, 2009