Baldouchebag

Someone who sweet talks every girl wihin the 38 sq. foot sniffing radius of their greasy italian nose. They aspire to settle down with a nice "GILF" or "Ya Mudda." After working out, they will corner you in the locker room until you smell the lint from their wet belly button. See Dominizing.

Ken - Hey Braden do you see that?
Braden - See what?
Ken - The Baldouchebag.
Braden - Dear Lord, he would.
Ken - Smells like belly button lint doesn't it?

by DoubleNickle January 17, 2011

bagoushe

one who is such a goon that he will eat cup of noodles at 4 am that has expired 2 years ago mcWHAT? who does that? I LIKE MEN TOO?

o what up grantel patchel bagoushe mcnugget? GOON BRIDGE! keep it together mcgee! the clueless adventures of mysterious pervert boy and the whiner

by dweinwein bagoushe January 16, 2004

badounce

Northport's way of saying bounce....like lets go

Let's badoucne outta here!

by Nikko June 23, 2004

badouche juice

The contents that drips out after you douche your butt.

Had to do a hand stand to keep in the badouche juice.

by Fliptomanual October 17, 2017

Badoucheka

I don't know what the fuck my friends were on, but this word came up soooooo... the meaning is bad douche?

My dog is a badoucheka.

by P0Pc0rnz02 May 8, 2018

Banouche

A douche that steals all your stuff just cause you left your door unlocked. Thats fine though cause Chuck is gonna steal his in the slammer!

I was robbed. I hope that banouche dies in a fiery car wreck.

by Double McTwist February 26, 2010

Bouschels

The epitome of douchebag and ultimate level of toughness. It is a scale system that ranges from 1 to 10, 1 being the least bouchy and 10 being the bouchiest.

chad started bragging after benching 155 9 times, which moved him up to 7.5 Bouschels for the week.

by billingsley929 May 3, 2010