bacon stripping

If one neglects to get to the bathroom in time while prarie dogging (turd emerging from ass pre-pooping), the act of leaving a shit mark on the crotch of one's tighty whities is called bacon stripping.
You made me so late that now I am bacon stripping!
by Amoeba69 October 25, 2007
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bacon strips

In certain circumstances the labia minora will be stretched and hangy, sometimes due to very frequent vaginal sex, big fatty dicks, or simply just a gift from above. They can greatly resemble two droopy bacons.
#1 ay mami, i leek her bacon strips en dey teis laik swet en seefoo.

#2 holy shit dude, you'de never believe what happened last night! my girlfriend and i were trying to spice things up in the bedroom so we got her grandmother's sewing kit and sewed up her bacon strips, making for a nice squirt fest.
by Mark Anthony Hinton March 24, 2006
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Bacon strip

a thin strip of hair on the mons veneris, popular with the younger set
Lana, do you have a bald eagle, no I have a bacon strip.
by Steve March 05, 2003
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BACON STRIPS

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by x1337 April 02, 2011
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Bacon Strips

A Very Very Meaty Pussy.
Mike, get over here and check out the Bacon Strips on this Tuna Patty. Wow, she could wrap a gift with those curtains.
by kalamir Erick December 01, 2005
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Bacon Strip

The use of bacon lingerie that is then taken off as a strip tease.
My girlfriend gave me a bacon strip, now I feel like the king of the world.
by Lexoz1 June 07, 2011
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The poop streak left on floor when your cat drags ass across it after leaving the litter box.
Zera left a bacon strip on my floor again. She's too fat to clean down there, so she uses my floor like it's her toilet paper.
by Apirella of the Kind October 15, 2010
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