martin blackwood

one of the main protagonists of the magnus archives and probably the sweetest boy to ever live - he drinks a lot of tea and has self-esteem issues. he's literally in love with his boss from season one to the end of the show, and it is destroying him mentally.

some kid: whos that
jonathan sims, head archivist of the magnus institute: my husband, martin blackwood. do not even look at him, you don't deserve his beauty.
some kid: sorry sir

by shampoo_bitch April 26, 2022

backwords

When a chat goes wonky and dialog repeats at odd moments so you can hardly communicate.

Typical backwords:

User 1: Waddup?
User 2: Hey
User 1: Goin to Dave's party?
User 2: Prob
User 1: Cool
User 2: Guess what?
User 1: What?
User 2: Prob
User 1: What?
User 2: Guess what?
User 1: Prob
User 2: wtf?

by palabrajot November 9, 2010

barkwood

When a backwoods blunt has less then 3gs of weed in it

Yo fuck dat! You smokin a Barkwoods bruh dat shit make me puke!!!!!!!

by SlabXray February 11, 2018

backwoods bhandari

A nickname alli bhandari (a fictional charcter on degrassi) is given on a school camping trip when people start rumors about her.

Jonny:hi backwoods bhandari

by degrassiluver5 July 3, 2009

Blackwood

Popular convention in the game of Bridge to determine if the side has enough controls to play in a slam.

Generally a bid of 4NT asks partner to respond with an artificial bid dependent on the number of aces he holds.

The most popular variation is Key-Card which counts the king of the implied trump suit as a key-card. Other variations allow for more than one key suit in which they king counts as a key card.

1S - 2H - 4NT

4NT is Blackwood. According to which variation you are playing you are asking for aces only or possibly the presence of the king or spades or king of hearts as well as a keycard.

by Bylli May 20, 2009

Backwoods Swampwater

When you take a lip of chew and mix it with half a bottle of Jim Beam.

Friend: You got some chew?
Me: Why, you trying to pull a Backwoods Swampwater

by r/bigchungus October 7, 2020

Demitri blackwood

Demitri Blackwood aka Eva‘s soulmate. The most attractive episode boy to exist. A russian Aries with thick smooth black hair, ocean blue eyes and a smile girls are fainting for. Dana‘s very mysterious main character, with a heart out of gold and an attracting personality, which Eva is melting for.

“Who’s THAT blue eyed guy over there?“
“You mean that tall, muscular, black haired guy? How can you not know him- THATS Demitri Blackwood!“

by MrsBlackwood August 24, 2020