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Backwards Captain

When engaging in intercourse in the doggie position and just before the man climaxes, he pulls out, grabs the nearby bottle of captain Morgan, & spritzes it on his/her lower back. When the partner turns around to comment/complain, the man ejaculates directly into his/her face. Then he takes a bottle shot of the Captain and then proceeds to hit his partner in the face with said bottle.
Joshua: I gave Sheila the backwards captain last week. I haven't heard from her since.
by baconlynn August 22, 2016
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Backwards Coon Swing

Basically the good old average coon swing but with a bit of finesse. First you start off imitating a punch from your off-hand (not hitting the target) doing a full 360, building momentum for your coon swing. This attack is extremely effective and will instantly send your opponent to the dark realms.
Davo " I'll Backwards coon swing you"
*Backwards coon swings you but doesn't hit you to establish the superiority that Davo has"

PussyDickShit "oh no, he knows the move B̶̞̐̚á̴̪̺̯̗̼̝̥̖͓́̇͐̌̕͝c̶̰̘̈͌̀̚k ̡̗̰̟͕̟͉̥̞͐̊̽͝w̴͍͈̥̔͂̐̂͆̀̎͂͠a ̛̲̻͙̬̝̺̭͖̘́͂̈̚ͅr̵̛̹̾̈́͂̄̿̍͋d̵̩̲̰̩̣̀͑̉̕s̵̘̔͋̈̅̉͒̽́ ̡̩̭̱̜̮̭̼̺̱̊̈̾̂̑͘͝͝͝c ̖̍o ̱̦̉̉̆͘͜͝o̴̢͈͉̫͎͊̎̈ň̵̛̳͔̳̻͕̩̯̩͈͊̈͛̓̿͂ ̶̻͎̻̩̪̫̣͗s̶̢̹̪̭̼͍̻͎͉̅̓͝w̴͖̥̣͓̟̠̘̣͈̉̾́͐͝i ̮̦̹̽̔͂͗̈͊̀̆͘ǹ̶̘͛̊̍̚̕g̵̫͔̖̯͚̦͖͗̃̈͊̇͐͌̚͠ . I must retreat"
by trvxo July 1, 2019
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the backwards coachella

A term coined by the TMG podcast, the sexual position for eating pussy, much like when a girl at coachella is on someone's shoulders, only they're facing the giver.
"So you ate her pussy with her sitting on your shoulders?"

"Yeah she jumped up on me so I gave her the backwards coachella."
by swagga7 October 11, 2019
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Backwards Cowboy

when a male roughly strokes the inside of the females mouth with his pinky finger. Then, abruptly flips upside down and licks his big toe. Then, turns back around and sits on the female backwards while she does whatever you tell her to.
the Backwards Cowboy....use your imagination.
by noordinarygirl June 6, 2010
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Backwards cowboy

When Adam hall hits the juul to hard that his body did a backwards cowboy
Adam did a backwards cowboy on Vesna
by Adamwilllllletttt December 19, 2018
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Backwards Country

A region of the United States which is politically and socially dominated by Social Conservatives. These areas tend to be against Pluralism and out of touch with Mainstream Society.
by American_Patriot March 3, 2011
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backwards cigar

a blunt or a joint
hey whats that?
this, its a backwards cigar
by beavis1234554321 May 17, 2006
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