babysitter worthy

Similar to Seinfeld’s Elaine’s term sponge-worthy.

This term is attributed to when a single mom must decide whether a date is worth the cost of a babysitter. If the planned date either 1) costs less than the cost of the babysitter or 2) the suitor is not highly desired; the single mom should decline.

He asked her her to dinner at a Vietnamese BYOB restaurant with a $20.00 buffet, she determined that the date was not babysitter worthy.

Rachel said Steve is babysitter worthy because he is fun and he takes her sailing.

by TheGoodTwin March 30, 2020

babysitter's helper

NOUN:
Duct tape, used as a restraint, or for purposes of muffling human speech, cries, or screams.

"I couldn't get the kids to behave, so I threatened to use babysitter's helper on the little ankle-biters and they straightened right up."
"Some babysitter's helper across the mouth might get her to shut up."

by James J. Mitchell August 31, 2006

babysitting

When you are drinking at a party and you've only had 2 or 3 shots rather then getting hammered with the rest of the crowd.

Ayy why you babysitting man let me show you how it's done!

by stacksinorder October 25, 2012

babysitting

The nice friend who gets stuck with the shitty job of making sure your overly-intoxicated friend makes it home without puking all over the place or harming his or herself. Often you have to hold their hair while they barf in the bathroom.

Tom:"Who's going to do the babysitting for Brooke; she's drunk out of her mind."

Ryan: "Aw, shit i'll take care of her"

Tom: "Aiight the rest of us are going to go out and drink some more..."

Brooke: *Barf* "Oh my God i'm soooo shit-faced right now"

by shitfaced_singer August 14, 2010

Babysitting the pusi

You're just a nigga looking out for a girls being a simp trying your best to get the pusi but she just sees you as a friend she doesn't want to smash you, so you're basically watching the pusi in hopes that she'll let you smach but in actuality another niggas smashing her .

Friend 1 -Yo dog this bitch led me on thinking I was about to get the pussy but then she friendzone a nigga

Friend 2 - lmao so basically you were babysitting the pusi

Friend 1 - Man it's fucked up buts it's true

by Quacii June 21, 2019

babysitter TV

The TV that watches your child while your child watches it.

If the Stones wrote "Mother's Little Helper" today, the song would have been about the babysitter TV.

by The_J_Man March 2, 2009

built-in babysitter

A older child or grandparent that is expected to babysit often

You have a 18 year old daughter that is expected to be a built-in babysitter and watch a younger sibling even though she already has plans

by ldjfreeze December 30, 2013