baby sitting

when you hide your dead baby's from the police by sitting on them

there was an amber alert today so i ended up baby sitting all night

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

Baby Sitter

A woman who loves having sex with men that have a tiny penis aka they like to sit on the baby

Jeff - "Megan is so freaking hot, man! I wish I was well endowed, I'd totally show her the goods!"

Danny - "You're in luck my friend, the chick is a total "Baby Sitter", she loves the tiny stuff!

(freeze frame high five)

by Hannukah Bush April 24, 2014

The Baby Sitter

When you come in your partner's eyes and tell them to watch your kids.

I turned my last date into the baby sitter. When I was ready to pop I blasted off in her eyes and told her to watch my kids.

by Lateralus84 July 13, 2021

babysittin

...to drink ur alcohol slow as hell...aka sippin it

YOU: "How much u charge?"
THE BABYSITTER: "For what?"
YOU: "For babysittin that damn drink!"

by MissPriss15 September 4, 2009

Australian babysitter

A bartender. So called because Australians gets so drunk that the bartender feels more like a babysitter.

Jimmy is the Australian babysitter at Mickey's Pub.

Joe had a side job as Australian babysitter at a gin mill

by Tom from the Shore September 14, 2012

Babysitter Poodles

Specially bred poodles who will babysit your children during the COVID Pandemic while you are at work.

These super-smart Babysitter Poodles can even make sandwiches and go to the store for you if you let them use your iPhone and do Apple Pay!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020

Bittorrent Babysitting

When you have nothing to do, so you just watch the torrent download until its done.

A (Over Phone): Hey man, what are you doing?
B: Not much, just Bittorrent babysitting my Shutter Island Download

by smurfyman April 5, 2010