baby dick

When a boy thinks he has a big dick but he has a very very small one!

I heard that boy Martyf had a 1" baby dick.

by John Bloggs September 4, 2008

baby dick

urban slang for any individual of the male population equipped with a sub-par talliwhacker

"That nigga got a baby dick."

by Dusten Keith April 19, 2005

baby dick

when the penis is smaller than the ball sac. It is if the penis never grew from when he was born but the ball sac did.
Small penis, big sac.

Girl 1: OMG, last night I was going down on Mike for the first time but I had to stop before it even began.
Girl 2: Why is that?
Girl 1: He's got a baby dick no bigger than a jolly rancher.
Girl 2: Oh, that shit is tiny!!!

by Savage J October 26, 2007

baby dick

A small penis, no character, lacks substance, unable to pleasure a woman. Known to engage in homo sexual activity and are chronic punk ass bitches who whine and cry in public.

That baby dick punk don't know how to hustle or make a woman feel like pleasure.

by anonymous February 27, 2022

baby dick

(adj.) meaning ur dick and nuts put together wouldnt equal the size of a peanut.

kellen owings

by fucker February 11, 2003

baby dick

a small penis. usually a turn off for girls and some men.

wes has a baby dick

by emicracker112 May 6, 2009

baby dick

i was outside smoking a cigarette and this kid jesse was staring at it all jealous and i was thinking wtf is his problem and then when i walked in his room later while he was undressed i finally understood why

a 4 inch penis will NOT get the job done

by pencildick February 26, 2005