Babcock

To surprise one's spouse with a divorce with no prior warning or indication of intent, typically by moving one's all personal belongings out of a shared residence while the other party is out.

He totally babcocked me. I came home from work, all his shit was gone and he handed me divorce papers.

by The_Seeer December 30, 2013

Babcock

An enormous women, Who has an obsession with Poetry and chapbooks, her butt is extremely large

Did you see that Babcock Yesterday, shes as big as a bus

by Jay U June 17, 2010

Babcock

A small dick.
Bab means Baby in different languages and cock also means penis so it should be "baby penis"

"That guy over there has such a Babcock"
"How long?"
"1.5 inches and he's 20!!!!"

by Oooooopoo January 5, 2019

Babcock University

Hell

Person 1:"I've been to hell already, I can't go again. "
Person 2:"You mean Babcock University"

by Prøwler February 21, 2022

Braden Babcock

Big dick nick

MASSIVE PENISA Braden Babcock

by yupperdupper June 17, 2022

babcock

A piss that hurts; it is when one's crotch hurts, due to medical reasons or something stupid one did, while one is taking the action of reliving oneself.

Um... uh... hey dude? What does it mean if you continually have babcocks? Does it mean you have, um, a STD?

by Connor Doggett April 14, 2010

Babcock

Dumbest GM in the NBA. Can't even rebuild a team properly. No trading skills. Should be fired NOW!

Man that trade was so unfair, they got babcocked!

by angry_fan May 13, 2005