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Aubergine Axolotl

The aubergine axolotl, also known by the scientific name of Ambystoma melongena, is an elusive amphibian, a lover of caves and other fresh, humid environments in general. As the name itself suggests, the aubergine axolotl would appear as a quadrupedal animal, physiognomically identical to an axolotl, but characterized by a more rounded body, with intense purple pigmentation and the typical aubergine petiole where the tail should be located. An adult individual can measure up to 30cm and weigh between 1.5kg and 2kg. Characterized by an ungainly gait accompanied by the "Pillar's Men Theme" in the background, it is a species in danger of extinction. The researchers would all agree on the fact that the decimation of the number of individuals was induced by the disproportionate use of the same in Italian cuisine, especially in the South, for the creation of dishes such as aubergine parmigiana or the simpler grilled aubergines.

To date, the reproductive mechanism of the animal has not been defined, since there have been few contacts with it (not to mention the fact that all the aubergine axolotls studied were eaten as a snack between one break and another)
(Pillar’s Men Theme in background)

A: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

B: Bro, IT’S AN AUBERGINE AXOLOTL!

A: O MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD!

A e B do a Jojo Pose with aubergine axolotl
by El Basurero October 9, 2023
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Zac Axolotl

Zac tends to eliminate everything in his way (except people like darkleonard2 and carlosrods) including The Middle Class.
by Exciteddd November 25, 2021
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jimmy the axolotl

A blue axolotl int the Minecraft realm called owoland, in that realm they warship jimmy like he's a god.. jimmy is a god
Person one: jimmy the axolotl is good
Person two: jimmy the axolotl is great

Person one: jimmy the axolotl is goooood
Person two: RAHHHGGHGGHGGHHG
by stargataowo August 30, 2022
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axolotl

An animal that gained popularity after being included in Minecraft and regarded to be incredibly cute
bob: I got an axolotl

joe: Omg lets be friends
by ionfai0fnd January 11, 2023
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Axolotl

A salamander that only lives in Mexico.
Axolotls are small salamanders with frills on the side of their head.

They can be pets but are fairly hard to take care of and are not recommended for beginners.
"Hey look at my Axolotl!"

"Oh cute!"
by ShiSashimi August 28, 2021
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Axolotl Day

Axolotl day is on the 24th of every month. It's a day for people to appreciate axolotls. Axolotl sales from exotic pet shops seem to be very high every Axolotl Day.
"Hey bro, it's axolotl day! We should buy one."
"Yeah!"
by Undercoverstan September 24, 2022
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axolotl

person 1: i see axolotl
axolotl: u w u
by sharkv February 22, 2022
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