assmosis

the gradual or unconscious assimilation of ideas while sitting on one's posterior in a classroom setting

While sitting and listening to the long lecture I seem to have retained much of the content by the process of assmosis.

by herbybell April 3, 2010

Assmostist

Process where alcohol kills off brain cells, allowing faster brain cells to breed within the brain -actually makes you smarter.

Assmostist is similar to a Discovery Channel show, when person drinks to the point that the fast alcohol predator chases the brain cells inside the brain. The slow ones get eaten so the fast ones can survive to breed and make more brain cells.

by Not Dumb! December 5, 2010

assmosis

the process of one's butt getting bigger just by standing beside those with bigger butts.
People with fat friends get bigger butts just by being around "fat asses"

Julie's butt got bigger every time she was near Jane because of assmosis.
I can't help that my ass has gotten bigger; it was assmosis.

by Serena Peterson January 6, 2009

assmossis

A term used in AA to explain you cant get the program by sitting on your ass to your brain....

you can't sit and learn through assmossis in a 12 step program but it takes action from getting up off your ass to live it....

by mamacita in AA December 22, 2009

Almostish

. A simple one word reply to a question asking how close an activity or a event is near completion.

I asked the girls that were taking the city bus to school if they were close to their destination. She replied “almostish”.

by Wildbill7142 May 24, 2018

Assmosis

It’s when a shit sits in a toilet bowl for too long and starts to dissolve and turn to shit water.

AJ: My fucking roommate left a shit in the bathroom this morning and I think it was clogged. I swear when I come back, it better not be there.
Isaiah: Nah, it’ll be shit water. What’s the term? Osmosis?
AJ: Assmosis

by MotherfuckingSatan August 27, 2019

Ausmosis

The term used to describe when autistic people engage in sexual intercourse.

Hey look at that couple they look so happy together.

Do you think they’ve had ausmosis?

by vulture actual April 19, 2023