Avocado 

A bad mood. Used by Person B to get around a Person A's defensive denials, when Person A doesn't want to admit to being in a bad mood.

A: "There's no reason to be angry."
B (heatedly): "I'm not angry!"
A: "Okay, you're not angry, you're annoyed. Can you stop being so annoyed?"
B (heatedly): "I'm not annoyed!"
A: "Fine, then you're avocado. Stop being avocado and we can talk about this."

Avocado by I say July 6, 2009

Avocado 

Literally translates from aztec as "Testicle", making Guacamole, "Testicle Sauce"

Kevin: Want an avocado?
Joey: Nah i'll have a testicle
Kevin: What the fuck is wrong with you, Joey?

Avocado by KoriTheGlaceon January 11, 2021

Avocado 

Someone who besties with someone but low key wants to be besties with someone else

#donthaveloyalfriends #hoesmad #iscoodocauseigotme #dropmahotpocket
#icanspellavocadocorrectly

Ugh HE is such an avocado that back stabbing little butt munch.

Avocado by Chris is that a weed420 June 24, 2019

Avocado 

1. someone upon whom incredibly attractive physical characteristics have been bestowed

2. a very tasty mild "fruit" with a faint buttery texture. The word avocado originates from the Aztec word for testicle, in reference to the shape of the fruit.

person 1: mmm, mmm, MMM angela, did you see that avocado in bio today?

person 2: OH GOD!! He's so HOT!


I enjoy avocados.

Avocado by my name is mimi, will you marry me? March 7, 2003

Avocado 

A female you would be down to fuck. One which is worthy of being nutted into

Cesar: "Damn bro look at that avocado"
OwenFerguson:" you're right cesar that's an avocado. JD avocado or rotten avocado?"
JD:"Hell yes avocado"
Mark:"I heard There was an avocado."
Albert: "oh look Cesar's with the avocado wtf that was quick"
*Cesar scores the avocado and goes home to PIPE

Avocado by Sleekcharacter May 16, 2017

avocado 

1. Avocado

when we say something is avocado we regard it as being mediochre, average, lack luster or not of a high quality

"I went to taste of chaos last night, It was a bit avocado, I wish I had spent my money on guns and crack whores instead"

avocado by Thomas Stiller October 15, 2006

avocado 

thaaaanks

its an avocado....thaaaanks

avocado by one d stuff January 1, 2021