asspickle

1.The name for your bestie aka the person who swears way too much...
2.a lightweight

Asspickles make great friends but shitty drinkers...

by lolx16 June 25, 2016

asspickle

other: ass pickle,ass-pickle

origin:Florida,Tampa area, Riverview

creators:Eric Fe******s, and Marcell Ja**s

Deffinition: A ubercocky participant in an on-line FPS game (usually Halo 2)who pownes and is powned frequently and is a sore looser/winner that will complain about being powned or will rub the fact that he/she pownedyou.

Asspickle:dOOd, i #0#411"/ %0\/\/^3o/ u12 /\1253 m/\^
(dude ,I totally powned ur arse man)
actually
skilled
player: F*ck you 1337 wannabe noob douche

Asspickle:i 57!1_1_ %0\/\/^3o/ u12 /\1253 m/.....
(I still powned ur arse ma(n).....)
-asspickle player is sniped in back of head while trying to figure out his lame 1337 translation sheet from http://dum.asspickle.noob (or similar wannabe noob site)

by Eric F. July 16, 2008

asstickles

What you call it when your testicles hang so low that they tickle your asshole

Man 1: I had the worst day today, I had my first case of asstickles.
Man 2: It’s your first time? I’ve had three this week!

by M-Urgency July 24, 2021

autickle

a moment of autistic behavior in a person often referring to impressive focus or obsessive intelligence in a particular subject or skill

I just had a bit of an autickle with my friend about etymology

by NoxiousCoupon April 2, 2024

Asickle

a mixture of "asparagus" and "pickle" used to describe an icky looking boy.

Girl 1: "Oh fuckme, that asickle keeps talking to me."

Girl 2: "Oh gross, George?"

Girl 1: "Yeah..."

Girl 2: "HAHAHAHA what an asickle."

by cutiefacee February 25, 2009

Attickle

To attack someone with tickles.

I'm going to attickle you.
Now take it with a bowl of laughter!

by Sarah is Super April 18, 2011

Assticle

An article published, be it online or in traditional print media, that is so useless that the only fair thing to do with it is to print it out and wipe your ass with it..

Example of use: I am going to the toilet, please hand me Dani Azzi's latest assticle.

by DAYUC January 1, 2020