Audio Jacked

When the sound level is significantly increased during television commercials.

You're sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you're finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations; you've just been audio jacked!

by Roger Halunen September 6, 2008

audiolize

To imagine a what something sounds like in your head.

After he explained the womans terrible laugh to me I was trying to audiolize what it sounded like.

by Kyleen September 5, 2008

audiocast

To urinate while standing up. While it is considered the normal way to urinate if you are a man, standing up becomes an issue due to the noise the falling urine makes when it hits the water in the toilet. This noise may cause embarrassment if others are around, and the man may avoid this while at a significant other's house by sitting down to do his business.

Ray doesn't audiocast if company is over.

by Sax077 February 17, 2007

audiorob

A baffling statement or claim that renders everyone speechless at the sheer wrongheadedness of it such that no-one knows where to start refuting it. To literally rob of speech.

We were having a nice little discussion when he went totally audiorob on us.

by ClericEric January 4, 2009

audiocrush

A usually short-lived obsession with a song, band or album.

"Have you heard the new single from 'The Automatic' yet? I've had a serious audiocrush on them lately."

by Pooks November 15, 2007

audio rape

1)Having to hear an overplayed song.
2)Being forced to hear a fucked up sound.
3)Having someone make sexual noises towards you.

Arnold: Oh mah god, UGH!1 It's feels soo gewd.
Conan: My god. I've just been audio raped.

by a71as July 16, 2008

Audio Jacked

When the sound level is significantly increased during television commercials.

You're sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you're finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations; you've just been audio jacked!

by Roger Halunen September 4, 2008