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August 9th 

if you are born on August 9th you are lonely asf and need attention before it becomes lethal
you have no frienfds and everyone thinks youre disgusting and ugly (including me)
you have no life and waste all your time playing League of legends instead of showering
you should honestly take a bath and walk outside away from your screen and touch some grass
random guy: youre so annoying of course you where born on August 9th
probably someone called Zephyr: i hate you
random guy: take a bath

August 9th 

National Make A Quick Nude Pic day -

Any person reminded of this day must make and send you a nude pic as soon as possible wherever they are
- Hey, its August 9th, you know!
- Oh shit, I must find somewhere secluded to take a pic!
August 9th by hornntoad August 8, 2024

August 9th 

"Hey did you hear today its national guy best friend day!!"

"oh sh!t its August 9th already?!! I forgot to get bro a present"
August 9th by greggy form August 8, 2024

9th august 

9th August is the day to kiss your 4th cousin whose name starts wit L
-it’s 9th August

-I’m gonna kiss L today 😘
9th august by Lucas.Joshua August 7, 2022

9th Of August Night 

The 9th of August Night or better known as early night day is a day where individuals goon instead of going to shit parties and then go to bed early.
Dylan: “Hey Blake, wanna pull a 9th of August Night to miss benno’s party?”

Blake: “Hell yeah that party is gonna shit, I can’t wait to stay home and goon and go to bed early

9.th of August 

The Norwegian National day to get as drunk as possible, based on last year`s event in norway where close to 100 people met up on an island and got as drunk as possible
Do you look forward for 9.th of August?
"Yes i,m always looking forward to get as hammered as possible"
9.th of August by jonski3637 April 25, 2022