August 24th 

August 24th is the day a nice attractive female should start a relationship with Duncan because it’s his birthday day

Oh hi Duncan, it’s August 24th so happy birthday, and do you want to go on a date?

August 24th by The__Bigmac July 24, 2021

August 24th 

August 24th is the day we’re you talk to your crush!!!
So August 24th is the day to make your move so do it!!!

August 24th

August 24th by By-Taiy August 1, 2022

August 24th 

Any girl shale send either a titty pic or booty pic to a man. It is his decision on which one he gets. If the women is kind enough she will send both.

Gf: baby it’s August 24th pic your photo
Bf: can I have both this time, please?
Gf: ofc baby anything for you

August 24th by MyLordAndSaviour August 24, 2022

August 24th 

The birthday of someone extremely desperate for love.

Friend 1: hey, is today your birthday?
Friend 2: yeah, why?
Friend 1: are you desperate for love..?
Friend 2: how'd you know..?😨
Friend 1: your birthday...august 24th it means your desperate for love.

August 24th by x3ny4o June 23, 2023

August 24th 

A f*ggot manmoder with conetits was excreted on this day. His mother (a cis hon) is soooo proud.

August 24th, isn’t that the day our weird hoodie wielding friend with the pale shiny skin was shat into existence ?

August 24th by manmoderrights August 16, 2024

August 24th 

Go see your ex girlfriend and give her a big hug and kiss and tell her you love her and of course you guys can get back together

Bob: yo Joe do you want to hangout on Sunday ?
Joe: oh I can’t dude that’s August 24th, I gotta go get back with my ex girlfriend

August 24th by Thedumbassbornonjune24 August 24, 2025

August 24th 

Nashatra's death day yay I hate Nashatra. I am so glad she's dead she should stay sleeping forever in her grave
I hate this example i odn't want to make an example

August 24th

August 24th by Xigeris October 7, 2025