August 24th

Go see your ex girlfriend and give her a big hug and kiss and tell her you love her and of course you guys can get back together

Bob: yo Joe do you want to hangout on Sunday ?
Joe: oh I can’t dude that’s August 24th, I gotta go get back with my ex girlfriend

by Thedumbassbornonjune24 August 24, 2025

National Kick Guys In the Balls Day / August 24th

ANY short girl gets to do this 🙏

"OMG It's National Kick Guys In the Balls Day / August 24th"

by MyNextPolo August 24, 2025

August 24th

A f*ggot manmoder with conetits was excreted on this day. His mother (a cis hon) is soooo proud.

August 24th, isn’t that the day our weird hoodie wielding friend with the pale shiny skin was shat into existence ?

by manmoderrights August 16, 2024

August 24th

Day 2 of National Kobe Days. This is the month both of Kobe’s number make 8/24. For the mentality

What’s August 24th
The day Kobe’s numbers make

by Nate Workman January 27, 2020

August 24th

Any girl shale send either a titty pic or booty pic to a man. It is his decision on which one he gets. If the women is kind enough she will send both.

Gf: baby it’s August 24th pic your photo
Bf: can I have both this time, please?
Gf: ofc baby anything for you

by MyLordAndSaviour August 24, 2022

August 24th

This is the birthday of the most wonderful person you will ever meet.
This person is going to change your life. Everything that they does is perfect.

Show her that she is loved and thank her for everything, not only on this special day.

Siri: "Today is August 24th."
Me: "Alright, let me write her."

by HealingDoso October 16, 2019

August 24th

Nashatra's death day yay I hate Nashatra. I am so glad she's dead she should stay sleeping forever in her grave
I hate this example i odn't want to make an example

August 24th

by Xigeris October 7, 2025