August 

The name of a big guy with enormous balls. Also a definisjon for a greek god. In 1647 he killed a whole army of germans with just his bear hands.

Selena Gomez: "August is so f*cking digg"

August by Clitt oris November 14, 2019

August 

A guy who died because he was thrown out a window.

Haha remember the guy who got thrown out the window? Oh yeah August

August by Shuishiexploding April 4, 2022

August 

A tall strapping man. Augusts are known for their ability to make friends and make people feel included. He is known for being the gayest straight man you will meet. He loves to get couples together. Augusts are also fantastic at orienteering. He is always selfless and loves to make jokes. August is always kind and very loyal to friends and family. He will always defends what he believes in. He is a great friend to have.

Girl 1: the guy is amazing at orienteering .
Girl 2: his name is august and he is single and ready to mingle.

August by PrincessVespa123456789 June 11, 2022

August 

That short German muscle guy that sits in the back of the bar who can drink everybody under the table.

Who's that guy in the back of the bar drinking from a stein? Oh, that's August! Speaking of him, that makes me feel like drinking. Let's tilt another down!

August by G-Stein May 20, 2007

August 

He might be a jerk sometimes but it's only when he feels threatened. He is actually very cool calm and collected intelligent and outgoing. He loves politics and talking about the future having ing dreams is important. He will always have your back and you can count on him when all else fails.

August is a bit weird but it's all a show he's awesome

August by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd May 21, 2020

August 

Has a 7’ dick and make chad look like a virgin. All the women he walks by become wetter than the pacific and he seduces Christoffer’s mom every night. August is the defenition of a bog cock giga chad alpha male. All of the girls want to be his GF. August gets new BJ’s every day by a different woman each time ( because he likes to share).

Damn August is such a giga chad he makes christoffer look liek sich a loser when he walks by him.

Sixten is such a beta male when compared to August

August by PussySlayer69(August) February 27, 2021

August 

A month when you go somewhere lots of morons travel with you. The month of the year where people go to McDonalds and drink Fanta everyday. A month when people can be sad because it’s near Autumn and it gets cold soon after.

Person: This guy is dumb
Person 2: He’s an August person

August by IAmWeirdAndFunny August 23, 2018