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an awkward silence-inducing comment made in a conversation about the popular online dictionary.
thom: look at this website i came across last evening
ed: i've seen that, it's urban dictionary
jonny: hey colin, have you seen this?
colin: of course, it's my personal browser's homepage
phil: you know, urban dictionary is not appropriate for all audiences.
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by timothy viale October 19, 2009
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When you're trying to think up of a word to define on Urban Dictionary and you see "Write for a large audience" on the new word creator page.

1. Be general
2. Write for giants
"Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information."
by LordoftheNinthCloud October 22, 2015
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cattive audience

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When you're forced to listen to whatever the cat owner is talking about because their cat is sitting on you and you don't want to disturb it
Whiskers curled up on me so Alice had a cattive audience for her rantings.
by MrFlagg April 12, 2018
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Masturbation Audience

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a 'masturbation audience' is an event where a speaker will dramatically retell the most jarring parts of a story in order to incite intense excitement and emotion in their audience without delving into the wider and deeper context which grounds the story
That guy is having a masturbation audience. He keeps telling the story of how he won a spicy wing challenge and won but left out that the wings were only mildly spicy.
by ZingleZee November 18, 2019
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Modern Audience

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An euphemism for progressive audience in entertainment. Usually used when talking about Hollywood or West game development.
Did you see the new Saints Row reboot? The devs said it caters to modern sensibilities and will appeal to a modern audience hence neutering everything the series stood for. What an awesome idea!

Narrator in Morgan Freeman voice: The game flopped.
by phv333 August 21, 2023
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For a large audience.

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The word for copying literally what the instructions say, like Write(for a large audience.) in Urban Dictionary when making a definition
by Kresstickles March 2, 2019
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Paper Audience

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N. A body of people who happen to be in the presence of someone who loves to hear him/herself talk, regardless of who is present. Such speakers often ask for advice without actually listening to the advice given and instead ends up taking their own advice.
"Man, that professor loves the sound of his own voice! We were basically just a paper audience for him to rant at."
by wordmanjon July 6, 2006
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