West auckland is a shithole. Overfilled with dodgy youth gangs and bums who smoke crack and synthetics at trainstations and will not hesitate to attack you for wearing the wrong colour. Although there are a few nice areas, there's some to avoid, the ones you should avoid are :ranui, avondale, Henderson, and newlynn. In those areas you will most probably have a interaction with a crack head who will defiantly ask you for a dollar or a cigarette
Oi g I'm going up to west auckland to see the bro.
Fuck g stay out of avondale, I got gankd for my shoes there
Fuck g stay out of avondale, I got gankd for my shoes there
by King of auckland April 21, 2019
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by BigSolidMushFromBishVegas November 22, 2019
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by hamikelitoris June 28, 2009
Get the Bishop Auckland mug.The home of drip drop hip hop. Everyone dresses and talks like they're from an american ghetto. They don't like their own culture so they pick up the styles of black people in the USA.
They say theyre poor and got no opportunities because they "can't afford shoes for their children" but you go in they house and you see a big ass motherfuckin TV with some special channel thing that lets you watch more tv programs and the kids playing playstation 2!
The dominant gang in south auckland is the "ruthless" killerbees. They are so tough that they like to wear yellow and black clothes to look like a real bee and post pictures of themselves posing on bebo.Most of new zealands well known crap artists come from here and they like to make up some shit about how they went from rags to riches, fags to bitches.
Another thing you gotta "watch out for"/ look at and laugh at are the "street kids" who stand on the corner atleast 2hours a day until their shifts over and go back inside to attack people (on bebo).
Really, i shouldn't diss. It's a ok place which is jacked up to be alot worse than it is by the media. There may be alot of grafiti that people cant be fucked painting over (really, they like it because it gifs them the "G EFFECT"), and alot of people live in state houses, but it pisses you off to come to a place and hear people talkin like bad asses that they see on COPS, when they really need to visit a real ghetto. - New Zealand is ranked the safest place in the world!
They say theyre poor and got no opportunities because they "can't afford shoes for their children" but you go in they house and you see a big ass motherfuckin TV with some special channel thing that lets you watch more tv programs and the kids playing playstation 2!
The dominant gang in south auckland is the "ruthless" killerbees. They are so tough that they like to wear yellow and black clothes to look like a real bee and post pictures of themselves posing on bebo.Most of new zealands well known crap artists come from here and they like to make up some shit about how they went from rags to riches, fags to bitches.
Another thing you gotta "watch out for"/ look at and laugh at are the "street kids" who stand on the corner atleast 2hours a day until their shifts over and go back inside to attack people (on bebo).
Really, i shouldn't diss. It's a ok place which is jacked up to be alot worse than it is by the media. There may be alot of grafiti that people cant be fucked painting over (really, they like it because it gifs them the "G EFFECT"), and alot of people live in state houses, but it pisses you off to come to a place and hear people talkin like bad asses that they see on COPS, when they really need to visit a real ghetto. - New Zealand is ranked the safest place in the world!
South Aucklander: "YEAH BOY, WE RUTHLESS G! COME AROUND MY HOOD - GET FUCKED UP! OTARA G!"
Person from another NZ city: "I was gonna move there, but i see all this bad shit being said about south auckland"
South Aucklander: "YEAH BOI! HARD. NA EH! REPPIN KILLABEEZ OW!"
Person from another NZ city: "Wow, you must be tough, the way you talk... Even if I had enough money i wouldnt go to south auckland because you ruthless gangsters might shoot me with your BB guns or attack me on my bebo page!!!"
Person from another NZ city: "I was gonna move there, but i see all this bad shit being said about south auckland"
South Aucklander: "YEAH BOI! HARD. NA EH! REPPIN KILLABEEZ OW!"
Person from another NZ city: "Wow, you must be tough, the way you talk... Even if I had enough money i wouldnt go to south auckland because you ruthless gangsters might shoot me with your BB guns or attack me on my bebo page!!!"
by Hector Ricardo October 7, 2009
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Person 1- I live in bishop Auckland and I love it. Person 2- I want to live in bishop Auckland but I can't afford it
by Junky lassie October 21, 2012
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It’s a group of lasses born and bred in West Auckland. In this group the lasses do a lot of things you shouldn’t be doing ( also there is a lad but he has swung the right way ). Each person is different. One of them is loved up, she’s a big of a bugger and when she’s single she gets her self about also she is a bit of a cheat. There’s a girl who’s loves the big chilz with her G but she also loves it up her. There’s a few alchos. One that’s on 40 fags a day she’s known as slip n slide. There’s the innocent one who loves the drink and has never had a boyfriend. One of them just cry’s over that one boy and drinks her sorrows away! Or and you can’t forget the nun of the group ( she’s actually far from a nun) her vagina is like an airport and legs are like McDonald’s open 24/7.
So basically this mad butch own west when they go drinking up the furs on weekends or we can’t forgot the bridge that is the one. During the week they tend to go up the top house for a few games of pool and there’s that one girl who loves a game of darts! They are a bad bunch. You wouldn’t want to mess with them or you will be knocked clean out and they will use there signature more the kurb stomp.
It’s a group of lasses born and bred in West Auckland. In this group the lasses do a lot of things you shouldn’t be doing ( also there is a lad but he has swung the right way ). Each person is different. One of them is loved up, she’s a big of a bugger and when she’s single she gets her self about also she is a bit of a cheat. There’s a girl who’s loves the big chilz with her G but she also loves it up her. There’s a few alchos. One that’s on 40 fags a day she’s known as slip n slide. There’s the innocent one who loves the drink and has never had a boyfriend. One of them just cry’s over that one boy and drinks her sorrows away! Or and you can’t forget the nun of the group ( she’s actually far from a nun) her vagina is like an airport and legs are like McDonald’s open 24/7.
So basically this mad butch own west when they go drinking up the furs on weekends or we can’t forgot the bridge that is the one. During the week they tend to go up the top house for a few games of pool and there’s that one girl who loves a game of darts! They are a bad bunch. You wouldn’t want to mess with them or you will be knocked clean out and they will use there signature more the kurb stomp.
by Chocolate biscuits are me fave December 8, 2019
Get the West Auckland mafia mug.An area south of Auckland City in New Zealand, most commonly referring to the grouping of areas Onehunga, Mangere, Otahuhu, Papatoetoe, Otara, Manukau, Manurewa, Takanini and Papakura.
It's population consists mainly of Maori/Polynesians, followed by Asians and Europeans.
A largely impoverished area due to the lack of quality education and abundance of low paying/low skill labour.
South Auckland is often looked down upon by outsiders, often sighted as being 'Violent, Poor and Crime-ridden'. This image is often perpetuated by Media outlets as whenever a crime would occur, media outlets would use the term 'South Auckland' to describe the area the crime was committed instead of the specific area/suburb that the crime took place.
Although there may be some truth to what is said negatively about South Auckland, what is often overlooked is the thriving culture that presides there. The culture of South Auckland is largely inspired traditional Maori/Polynesian culture, as well as African American culture in America. This is largely due to the influence that the Black Panther movement, and subsequently the Polynesian Panther Movement, had on young Maori and Polynesians in the 1970's.
In recent years, many denizens of 'South Auckland' proudly proclaim where they are from despite the unfortunate stereotypes and negative connotations that have been associated with the area for the past 50 years.
It's population consists mainly of Maori/Polynesians, followed by Asians and Europeans.
A largely impoverished area due to the lack of quality education and abundance of low paying/low skill labour.
South Auckland is often looked down upon by outsiders, often sighted as being 'Violent, Poor and Crime-ridden'. This image is often perpetuated by Media outlets as whenever a crime would occur, media outlets would use the term 'South Auckland' to describe the area the crime was committed instead of the specific area/suburb that the crime took place.
Although there may be some truth to what is said negatively about South Auckland, what is often overlooked is the thriving culture that presides there. The culture of South Auckland is largely inspired traditional Maori/Polynesian culture, as well as African American culture in America. This is largely due to the influence that the Black Panther movement, and subsequently the Polynesian Panther Movement, had on young Maori and Polynesians in the 1970's.
In recent years, many denizens of 'South Auckland' proudly proclaim where they are from despite the unfortunate stereotypes and negative connotations that have been associated with the area for the past 50 years.
by Aziasa December 23, 2021
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