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Attack on titan futon cult

The best cult ever! Very peaceful, besties and swag. Only hot people join the futon cult
“Hey you know the attack on titan futon cult?”
“The largest, peacefulness, load of hot people?!”
“Yea!!”
by uuund3r_pr3ssure July 11, 2021
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person 1: hey yo i just finished season 4 of attack on titan
person 2: time for a therapy session?
person 1: yep
by mrs. wanna die March 19, 2022
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Attack on Titan

The most depressing show you'll ever watch. Don't get attached to any of the characters because Isayama hates us all.

Basically giant naked people overrun the civillazation and mankind is kinda going extinct but this dumb hot bitch eren decided hes gonna kill all the titans himself because his hot mom died, even though he's weak as hell and Mikasa actually just kills everyone for him. Mf was on the brink of death more times than Levi caressed his Windex bottle.
Person 1: Have you heard of Attack on Titan?
Person 2: Is it that show where all your favorite characters die?

Person 1: Eh, specify.
Person 2: Bitch gets friendzoned by her brother?
Person 1: BITCH SPECIFY!
Person 2: Short mf cheats on weave man with bottle of windex
Person 1: That's the one.
by MistySprinkl3r September 12, 2021
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"Holy fuck bro! The latest episode of Attack on Titan was peak fiction
by Goat def April 12, 2022
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a beautiful anime about a world of titans and much more. best anime in my opinion
Person 1: “I love attack on titan!”
Person 2: “Whats your favourite character from this anime?”
Person 3: “Mine is Renier from Season 4 because he is HOT”
Person 1: “Damn right he is.”
by rainbowbarfs March 11, 2023
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Is a good show because someone dies
Attack on titan is a good show because someone dies!!
by bignigga2001 April 1, 2021
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Was great till 139. Big naked people wanna eat smaller, clothed people. Screw you, Eren.
Brian: Man, Attack on Titan is great!
Josh:Stay far away from the manga, Brian.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 31, 2021
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