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“How come?”
“She believes in zodiac signs too much”
“Oh so you have Astrologyphobia?”
“How come?”
“She believes in zodiac signs too much”
“Oh so you have Astrologyphobia?”
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That one blonde biotch that always says everything is because of her astrology like shut up Becca no one fucking cares.
Becca:
*Wrecks Car*
Officer: Would you mind stating what happend her
Becca:*crying* My astrology sign made me do it
Officer:*pulling out gun* I've had to much of this bullshit I'm done with life
News Anchor: local astrology sign girl makes over 1000 officers kill themselves in just one day breaking the original record by the hot cheeto girl by 13 officers.
*Wrecks Car*
Officer: Would you mind stating what happend her
Becca:*crying* My astrology sign made me do it
Officer:*pulling out gun* I've had to much of this bullshit I'm done with life
News Anchor: local astrology sign girl makes over 1000 officers kill themselves in just one day breaking the original record by the hot cheeto girl by 13 officers.
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Get the Astralkid22 mug.Fecal Astrology is the scientific process of determining your horoscope by reading your morning bowel movement.
by Alexisycho January 12, 2012
Get the Fecal Astrology mug.When people ask you your "sign"- that's astrology. Horoscopes, signs, all that shit is astrology. People think it actually works because the predictions (horoscopes) are extremely vague and telling people what they want to hear, such as "you will make money" and "you will find true love". All these astrologers are making money off morons, and probably snorting coke off a hooker right now. Not to be confused with astronomy, the badass science of the universe.
1- "Okay, here's your horoscope. You will get a raise at the end of the year. Wow! Look! Astrology signs on my cellphone for 20$ a month, sign me up!"
2- "Here's your horoscope- fuck you."
2- "Here's your horoscope- fuck you."
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