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Astrologyphobia

The fear of horoscopes/astrology/zodiac signs or people who strongly believe in it
“Bro I’m so scared of Rebecca
“How come?”
“She believes in zodiac signs too much”
“Oh so you have Astrologyphobia?”
by Johz March 3, 2021
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Mentaphysical Astral Telepathy

1)A disease of incorrectly abused and unnatural incompatible frequencies and vibrations made by the human body at atmospheric or brain to brain myopalmus and morse communicative, it is the un-supposed connoisseur's masturbative intercourse participation from distance
Mentaphysical Astral Telepathy is warning :(Possibly Harmful to your health)
by Lane Diamond January 8, 2017
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Astrology Sign Girl

That one blonde biotch that always says everything is because of her astrology like shut up Becca no one fucking cares.
Becca:
*Wrecks Car*

Officer: Would you mind stating what happend her

Becca:*crying* My astrology sign made me do it

Officer:*pulling out gun* I've had to much of this bullshit I'm done with life

News Anchor: local astrology sign girl makes over 1000 officers kill themselves in just one day breaking the original record by the hot cheeto girl by 13 officers.
by shickhydrocutme September 28, 2020
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Astralkid22

Best artist in the world. Just love him!
Astralkid22 just released new album!
by 𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸 November 26, 2021
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Fecal Astrology

Fecal Astrology is the scientific process of determining your horoscope by reading your morning bowel movement.
Her knowledge of fecal astrology gave Alexis an ominous feeling when she saw corn in her stool.
by Alexisycho January 12, 2012
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astrology

When people ask you your "sign"- that's astrology. Horoscopes, signs, all that shit is astrology. People think it actually works because the predictions (horoscopes) are extremely vague and telling people what they want to hear, such as "you will make money" and "you will find true love". All these astrologers are making money off morons, and probably snorting coke off a hooker right now. Not to be confused with astronomy, the badass science of the universe.
1- "Okay, here's your horoscope. You will get a raise at the end of the year. Wow! Look! Astrology signs on my cellphone for 20$ a month, sign me up!"

2- "Here's your horoscope- fuck you."
by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 October 15, 2010
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Astrologicism

The astrological equivalent of racism or sexism.
"I believe in astrologicism, so there is no point in dating David - he's a Leo and I'm a Cancer. We're simply not compatible."
by MissLablaiks January 19, 2009
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