asterisk

slang for the posterior of the human body, specifically the anus.

Synonym: ass

IM/Chat shorthand: *

Origin: the Strict Tits Internet Gang

(1) Don't make me jump through this computer and slash your asterisk.

(2) OMG u ppl are such *holes

by Biscuit Shitclank February 14, 2005

Asterisk

A small star-shaped symbol used to denote an explanation of the word/phrase that precedes it.

* <~~~~~~That's an asterisk.

Owen: This is our most embarrassing defeat since the UFTA Upset of '79*.




*Owen is just making up the UFTA Upset of '79.

by Diggity Monkeez March 3, 2005

Asterisk

Houston Astros* the MLB World Champions in 2017 that cheated by using electronic pitch sign stealing

The Houston Asterisk's won the 2017 World Series

by Cousin Karl February 23, 2020

asterisk

Used to censore swear words.

I saw a swear word. Can you place asterisks?

by Wunka September 25, 2020

asterisk

What people put to some certain things if they claim that some certain team and or player(s) cheated.

Some crybaby 11 year old Call of Duty player: He cheated against me, because I clearly had the game won, but he sneaked up from behind and brutally killed me, therefore his victory should have an asterisk to it.
Some 21 year old Call of Duty player that has more experience playing the game and has won more: Shut up boy, I have more experience playing this game than you do and it showed.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 11, 2022

asterisk action

An action that takes place on a forum or message board to indicate, normally in third person, that the character being controlled by the poster has done an action. These actions are placed in a set of asterisks. If in response to someone's post, that normally means that they are the direct object of that action.

Not to be confused with asterisk expression. Asterisk expressions run along the lines of: *sigh* *cough* or *sneeze* If you were to add an "s" to any of those, it would be an action.

asterisk action
User: Hai guyz, what's going on?
*sits down*
I'm thirsty...
*grabs beer*

Troll: "LOL ur wrong im right"
User: *farts on*

Troll: What's an Atari and how the hell was it the "original" console? Xbox was the original console!
User: *punches face*
*shoots*

Troll: LOL launch missile!
*turns key*
User: *Kirk hand chop*
*kicks balls*

by MegamanTTEX November 22, 2010

asterisk corrective

Chat-room operative used to corect a typo made in a previous post.

correct*

ChatroomTool123: There's no way that your information is corect!

ForumTroll69: Maybe you should use an asterisk corrective there, buddy.

ChatroomTool123: correct*

by trollington December 6, 2010