asswipe

an asswipe is a person who is a real motherfucker;cocksuckin type person...one who thinks he or she can do anything..but really they can't do a fucking thing right...

hey dude marvin is a real asswipe...he tried fuckin my girl friends' mom just the other day!!!!wait till i get my hands on the asswipe.....

by king a December 6, 2006

asswipe

A person who nobody likes who is either very annoying or is extremely rude.

A.W. -- Watch where you're going, bitch! I'm walking here!

You -- Maybe if you didn't take up the whole sidewalk, asswipe!

by blahhhtastic October 16, 2008

Asswipe

Pertaining to the word of a piece of toilet paper, this is used executively as an insult constantly in North America. The word uses the defenition of mostly the immatury of others.

"Your a total Asswipe dude"
or
"Dude, i filled a giant asswipe yesterday!"

by Cody Hesse January 25, 2009

asswipe

Name of a person who (usually) has head inserted in ass. A dumbass.

I wish that asswipe would learn how to drive.

PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS! You f*cking asswipe!

by osama bin jimmy July 19, 2006

asswipe

A male who thinks very highly of himself and alternates through many girls in his town. Often has nice swag, spiked hair, parasuco tees, wear white belts and VERY attractive. They are also well known for standing girls up, once they have you for a week, they get bored move on never talk to you again and don't talk to you for a good month and a half.

"he is soooooooooooo fucking hot, but such an asswipe'

by foreignfantasy111111 May 29, 2011

Asswipe

1)one who wipes ass

2) A nother word for : Douche bag Guido Sibling Teacher Any fan/Memeber of the shit band BrokeNCYDE etc.

1)
Ron: Sally likes to wipe my ass

Eric: Damn i wish a had an asswipe like Sally

2)
Jorma: Look at those asswipe Guido douche bag retards giving each other blowjobs under-neath the hot dog stand

Akiva: Your typical asswipe

by FUCK BROKENCYDE FUCK YOU!!! August 3, 2010

asswipe

The couple on "Saturday Night Live" who could not think of a name for their child.

"Package delivery for Mr. Asswipe." "NO! It's Ass-weep-ay"

by ToxicCherry August 29, 2003