Asstuber

Content creator on YouTube targeting non-active males with workout videos where every day is ass day.

Hi i'm a Asstuber, today is leg day, wait, I meant ass day!

by HotInTheCity October 13, 2023

assture

a big ass

Travon has perfect football assture.

by jaboolehah September 12, 2003

asstunnel

Asstunnel is the term for employees of MediaDefender an incompetent company that poisons p2p networks that is soon to file for bankruptcy. They are the expendable adherents of the MPAA and the RIAA always ready to do their master's bidding by poisoning p2p networks with junk data, bad files, as well as committing other illegal activities against file sharers. They are also known to have an interest in beastiality. Due too their massive stupidity of forwarding all their company emails to a gmail account using the secure password blahbob nine months of their internal emails have been leaked to the internet. More information such as internal phone conversations and program source codes have now also been leaked to the net.

The asstunnel poisoned my torrent.
The asstunnel will never find employment again.

by john doe from Digg October 3, 2007

assune

a word used by someone from Louisiana in lieu of the idiom "as soon"

Bring $154 for Fantasy Football.... Just assune pre-pay for Add-Drops..

by wife from texas August 17, 2010

asstunnel

what you get when a European whose first language isn't English tries to say "asshole."

The executives of Media Defender.

"Dearest little asstunnels, Let me start off by thanking you for your pitiful attempt to have your e-mails removed from the entire internet..."

by Masked Dragon October 2, 2007

asstuna

(adj) 1. acting like an idiot 2. liar

Although quite simmilar to being an assfish, it is used more as a personal denunciation rather than that of a group

(syn) idiot, assmunch, ass capitain, ass pirate, assclown, stupid-ass bastard, fuck face,asshole

(ant) genius, trustee, smart, intelligent, knowledgable

Origin: (during the wake) Hey Carmen, u know if u rearange the letters of your grandmother's first name it spells asstuna?

Example: (after someone punches you) "what the hell you friggin' asstuna!!!

by CMD January 22, 2004

asstunner

One who tunes the anus with his cock or other thing toy, fist etc

My anus felt all out of wack, So my buddy ted asstunnered me.

by J.DIZZLE'Z January 9, 2008