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Asstracks

●Unknown answer to where my shit goes after I poop

(ie. How many people are involved in my shit?)

●When you slide butt naked down to the end of the rainbow

●Slumping down further on anything you put your ass on.
(ie. Sofa, Bench, Passenger Seat, Favortite Chair)

●Streaks of Shit
Person A: I wonder how many people were involved in the making of my toilet.

Person B: Damn your high as asstracks!

Person A: I wonder how high asstracks are. like, what even are asstracks? what does that even mean?

Person B: I dont know, but you are definitely higher than them.
by HighwordsUnheard February 18, 2018
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asstrack

1. This is the line or 'track' of poop left (usually on accident) on the inside of a pair of pants or on anything else one unwittingly sits on without pants too-soon after eating a bad meal.

2. Sometimes it is the term for intentionally leaving a line of smeared shit on a division administrator's desk.

3. Applied to anyone being a douchebag/asshole/meanyhead/player hater.
1. Aw, man, my favorite Chino's are ruined from a huge asstrack.

2. Did you hear how Treuxaun freaked out when she saw that huge asstrack on her desk?

3. Did you see Fred break the tap on the keg? That guy is such an asstrack!
by Lautoro September 23, 2009
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asstray

during doggy style sex, smoke a cigarette. when finished, extinguish the burning end in the anus.
dude, my girl pissed me off last night, so when i was cracking her i had to pull an Asstray.
by Mailbox Agent S January 28, 2008
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asstramp

a tramp of some sort specializing in taking it in the stinker(poop chute, tootsie roll factory, or ass)
im pretty sure Rosalie's an asstramp since i saw her taking it in the stinker in the classroom after school last tuesday..what do you think?
by Kinkaid FanClub February 16, 2007
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asstray

The container in which you relieve yourself of waste; bedpan
"The patient in room 12 needs her asstray emptied."
by London Calling April 30, 2005
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Asstrayin

The enunciation Australian mother's teach their children to garble around their father's cocks.
Oi hoi I'm anhn Asstrayin frum duhn anda! Bist plass iyun thu whurlt.
by BoganWatcher August 7, 2019
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asstrate

To 'castrate'but on the ass. Based on the word castrate; which means to cut off the penis.
I asstrated Dick yesterday because he raped me.
by Pawn of Sex May 27, 2016
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