Skip to main content

asstodon

A really big ass/rear end/butt/tush/whatever you want to call it.

Word coinage originates from "Mastodon," which is a huge extinct prehistoric elephant-like animal.
Dayum girl, you got quite an asstodon there!
by Mark H May 23, 2004
mugGet the asstodon mug.

asstyrant

Asstyrant is not just assking.
by felixh October 13, 2016
mugGet the asstyrant mug.
Related Words
asstoy asstoe asstoo assty asstoast assnoying assto asstoad asstodon asstoids

asston arbab

a racist guy who says the n word on the daily. uses kenzie ziegler for clout. he is 16 but acts 2 and doesn’t think abt the consequences of his actions! also doesn’t apologize for saying the n word 25/8 and makes kenzie do it !
eww omg it’s asston arbab the racist guy !
by shadybob1 February 20, 2019
mugGet the asston arbab mug.

asstooth

Derived from the Soul Caliber character "Astaroth" an asstooth is a big, bumbling, klutzy galoomph of a person who is obviously doing something that requires negative use of the brain.
"No, it's probably NOT a good idea to stick your hand in the waffle iron, asstooth"

"whatever ,asstooth" - usually said in exasperation when someone keeps talking about the new plumbing they're installing in their bathroom.
by nycbuckeye October 13, 2004
mugGet the asstooth mug.

Asston

$7000
A relatively cheap violin costs exactly one asston.
by Sj7 January 31, 2017
mugGet the Asston mug.

asstomouthstronaut

a traveller who explores the ass, then immediately explores the mouth; may or may not be in the space program
"That girl moved to England. She says she's an astronaut."
"Maybe an asstomouthstronaut..."
by huntsvillain June 12, 2009
mugGet the asstomouthstronaut mug.

asstoot

Fucking someone who is farting in the ass. Usually deeply till one cums.
Martha ate plenty of beans and was horny enough for an asstoot.

The bear was gastulating and was beaten to submission and later asstooted on.
by asstoot February 7, 2010
mugGet the asstoot mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email