Assterroids

The assterroids are a particularly virulent form of diabetic diarrhea event, in which poo is commonly splattered over the inside of the toilet stall.

Tom and Lance had assterroids last Wednesday, and we have the proof.

by Jacques Asse April 2, 2009

Lasties get assties

The opposite of the early bird gets the worm. When you are last, you get ass.

See also, “you snooze you lose”

“I wanted another brownie!”
“Well, lasties get assties, son”

by Dabundy November 27, 2017

asstoad

extremely anoying person; old people; anybody you can think of

that asstoad just cut me off!

by meeehh May 13, 2005

ass toe

The back side of camel toe. It's when a girl wears pants so tight that the ass crack is clearly defined. Most often a girl with camel toe will have ass toe as well.

Alex: Damn, check out that girl's ass.
Jay: Holy Shit she has some nice ass toe.

by Steve Halet January 6, 2008

asshoe

a hoe who likes doggy style

that asshoe charged $500! what an asshole!@!

by Collin Z. March 8, 2009

asshoe

the way a chinese person pronounces asshole

chris is an asshoe

by Lemoncakes November 28, 2011

assterpiece

The amalgamation of "masterpiece" and "ass" - essentially a masterful ass. This is applicable to any female that has a lot to bare with her derrière.

Jessica Biel has an ass that won't stop! What an assterpiece!

Even in her older state, J Lo still has a mighty fine assterpiece protecting her backside.

by JDMGio February 18, 2011