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asstodon

A really big ass/rear end/butt/tush/whatever you want to call it.

Word coinage originates from "Mastodon," which is a huge extinct prehistoric elephant-like animal.
Dayum girl, you got quite an asstodon there!
by Mark H May 23, 2004
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assload

Per the TV show "Selfie" episode "Nugget of Wisdom," a quantity of twenty-five thousand (25,000) items or occurrences.
An estimated 50,000 calls a year--so, two assloads.
by Pietro Aretino February 26, 2015
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assload

The amount of weight a mule is legally allowed to carry in New Mexico. Roughly 765 Lbs.
Slang: A lot.
Sometimes hyphenated: ass-load.
My boss-hole just gave me an assload of work, that son-of-a-bitch.
by Joe_23 May 30, 2013
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chinese assload

A special/scary type of lapdance, typically found in underground Asian bars:
A very large Asian woman, sometimes dressed as a sumo wrestler, who gives a lapdance to a man. The dancer throws a load of fried rice on the man's lap, then begins to give him a dance, which makes a chemical reaction in the dancer's asshole and inflates the ass like a balloon.
Sometimes performed by Asian men to women
"Mark went to China and hired a sumo wrestler to give him a chinese assload, but then he realized it was just Jamie!"

"I hear a chinese assload is the best lapdance you can ever receive at that bar in Chinatown. Better than any whore by far!"
by MMjr April 5, 2009
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asstoast

gay derogatory slang;
a cheap, easy, low-quality (usually young or under-age) gay male;
also used as an unspecific reference to others of lesser virtue than yourself or your friends
"Miss Thing, whatever can you be thinking? Him? Oh, puh-leeze! That boy is just SO much asstoast!"
by David July 11, 2003
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Imperical Assload

That to which two metric fucktonnes are equal.
I have three metric fucktonnes' worth of iron, or rather, 1.5 imperical assloads.
by AvidElephant55 August 26, 2009
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asstade

an ass that smells like a turd and has multiple objects stuck in the gooch of the asshole
yo she had a bumpin asstade i almost threw up
by asstade October 23, 2008
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