A really big ass/rear end/butt/tush/whatever you want to call it.
Word coinage originates from "Mastodon," which is a huge extinct prehistoric elephant-like animal.
Word coinage originates from "Mastodon," which is a huge extinct prehistoric elephant-like animal.
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The amount of weight a mule is legally allowed to carry in New Mexico. Roughly 765 Lbs.
Slang: A lot.
Sometimes hyphenated: ass-load.
Slang: A lot.
Sometimes hyphenated: ass-load.
by Joe_23 May 30, 2013
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A very large Asian woman, sometimes dressed as a sumo wrestler, who gives a lapdance to a man. The dancer throws a load of fried rice on the man's lap, then begins to give him a dance, which makes a chemical reaction in the dancer's asshole and inflates the ass like a balloon.
Sometimes performed by Asian men to women
A very large Asian woman, sometimes dressed as a sumo wrestler, who gives a lapdance to a man. The dancer throws a load of fried rice on the man's lap, then begins to give him a dance, which makes a chemical reaction in the dancer's asshole and inflates the ass like a balloon.
Sometimes performed by Asian men to women
"Mark went to China and hired a sumo wrestler to give him a chinese assload, but then he realized it was just Jamie!"
"I hear a chinese assload is the best lapdance you can ever receive at that bar in Chinatown. Better than any whore by far!"
"I hear a chinese assload is the best lapdance you can ever receive at that bar in Chinatown. Better than any whore by far!"
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a cheap, easy, low-quality (usually young or under-age) gay male;
also used as an unspecific reference to others of lesser virtue than yourself or your friends
a cheap, easy, low-quality (usually young or under-age) gay male;
also used as an unspecific reference to others of lesser virtue than yourself or your friends
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