assugly

An ugly person who has a face like a spanked arse.

How could she look that ugly with just one head? Man she was assugly!

Can also be used when a proud mother shows her butt-ugly baby: You sure the baby is the right way up, it is assugly.

by PhilzGud May 2, 2006

assbugler

One who can willfully manipulate the tone and volume of their farts, same as a bugler waking the troops at dawn.

Jesus Christ, did you hear that? Jon's a regular assbugler!! He played fucking Taps!!!

by mhssnr09 January 18, 2014

asslutely

When an "ass" man says absolutely it comes out like this.

Frego the ass-man said "lookit her with that great ass! I asslutely want to get her # and text her!"

by KrizziKat March 29, 2020

Asslighting

When your kid or spouse drops a bomb in the toilet and doesn't flush. And then claims it was your fault.

I know you left the logs in the toilet. Stop Asslighting me. I haven't taken a dump today.

by Zack Morris Day October 7, 2020

Asslighting

When you fart and deny that you have done so.

I was asslighting my boyfriend when I farted and then worked to convince him I did not.

She asslighted him.

by Jan Berry Fly March 15, 2021

asslut

A woman of loose sexual and moral disposition, who has an obsession with horrible anal intercourse. This is an inherited trait, which has striken many celebrities. George Clooney refused to comment when interviwed. A symptom of this syndrome is the lack of muscle in the anal sphincter, resulting in the person aflicted with this disease being "loose". They also reuse to have any intercourse, unless it is after intense anal stimulation. There is no cure.

Mark Carlson is such an asslut

by jack_231 October 21, 2005

asslunking

(v.) Deep exploration of ones anal cavity.

One night I decided to take Karen and go asslunking in the hopes that I find her secret hidden treasure spot.

by Elliot Persinger November 18, 2007