assugly

An ugly person who has a face like a spanked arse.
How could she look that ugly with just one head? Man she was assugly!

Can also be used when a proud mother shows her butt-ugly baby: You sure the baby is the right way up, it is assugly.
by PhilzGud April 19, 2006
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brave grave

Where dead hero's end up.
Used to defend an act of cowardice or chickenshitness.
Better a live coward than a dead hero.
Yeah mate, of course I ran away. I don't wanna end up in the brave grave fool!
by PhilzGud April 19, 2006
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