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assfucker 

Someone who is annoying you or is a pain in your ass.
My boss is such an assfucker, he's always threatening to fire me.
assfucker by KyERnurse August 31, 2009

The Coles assfucker 

When someone is dared to run naked through coles, grab a roast chicken out of the heating box, and fuck it in the ass until one's dick is red and burnt.
" Yo, will told me this story one time of when his frat friends dared him to bang a chicken in a coles, everybody's calling him the coles assfucker now bro!"

ashfucker 

A person who likes to have sex with the cremated remains of a human being.
You: I herd you have a tiny wang, dude.
Friend: That's not what your mom said last night!
You: My mom's dead, you ashfucker!
ashfucker by lulzslaev1 December 1, 2010

Assfucker 

Slang for "asshole" When someone does something or says something that is not liked.
Assfucker by Dubie March 25, 2005

asskickery 

1) The ancient art of ass kicking.

2) Any unbelievable feat considered by many to be outrageous.

3) An unfair time at which none of your attempts to thwart the opposition will work.

4) The act of scoring multiple kills without opposition.
1) Wow. That asskickery was simply astounding.

2) Chris just punched a hole into that boulder! Such elegant asskickery!

3) This asskickery sucks! He should have died! That was at least 7 headshots! Screw BXR!

4) No one can stop my asskickery! I am God!
asskickery by FruitJuice August 28, 2009