Asserator

Device placed on a boat for the Rear Admiral's pleasure

When all the fish died in the livewell the Captain removed the Asserator from the livewell and stimulated his anus with it.

by Chris B******** March 14, 2007

Assulator

What someone’s ASS gets renamed when they interpret a broad range of abstract and difficult to analyze data to calculate an accurate result quickly without much apparent effort.

He just pulls a number out of his Ass and he gets the correct answer. That's an incredible Assulator he has.

by mr knight October 4, 2008

assbrator

Devices intended to vibrate inside the anal cavity and stimulate the rectal nerves for a relaxing and pleasurable feeling.

"With his partner out for the evening, Matt decided to put the assbrator to some good personal use."

by Orange Ball of Hate April 22, 2010

ackenator

Ackenator is a guy thats activated all the time. And have bad reflexes. He talks really loud and massages persons all the time KappaPride

Ackenator is activated!

by Huggetheman December 14, 2016

AssEatersIncorporated

The most prestigious corporation for learning the art of eating ass. The CEO Brady is the van Gogh of eating ass, a true artist if I do say so myself, and I say so. He's one Shmexy mofo too.(save some ladies for the rest of us bro)

1.)"AsseatersIncorporated has to be the best place to learn the true art of eating ass."
"The toung to an ass eater is like a brush to a painter."- CEO of Æinc

by Ya_man_samo August 31, 2018

Assumatory

When some bitch ass bitch assumes something about you.

“That was so assumatory of you”

by Mr. dick-shun-airy October 2, 2022

Assivator

N. 1. The help one receives from behind when getting in a big wheeled truck. 2. Putting both hands on another's but to help them up the stairs.

I needed an assivator to get up in the truck.

He was so drunk, he needed an assivator to get him up the stairs.

by MamaMarcia July 27, 2011