asswrench

A person who is so stupid that the only thing they can be used for is cleaning an ass.

Shut it, asswrench!

by Kerry Elliott January 2, 2004

Assmunch

One who munches asses.

Oh, Jean. You're such an assmunch.

by UnknownPersonal August 20, 2015

assmuncher

Apple Manager

I can't believe that Assmuncher got promoted!

by Just Me August 24, 2003

ass crunch

indicated you like to nibble on the occasional bum cheek, with teeth. Give it a crunch.

You're a fucking ass crunch

by Rich Smith January 28, 2004

asspunch

to punch someone in the ass; bc they did something stupid.

The person who parked their car this way deserves to be asspunched!!

by ChrisSherry October 24, 2008

Assmunchies

When you go ham on a girls ass, And then realize you are getting the munchies and you need to take a break to get a snack and then after you go back to eating that ass.

"Dude I got a craving for some Assmunchies"!

by TheOnlyJearBear January 8, 2015

asscratchedly

1. To be in ones state of scratching-ass

2. Urban slang for butter pecan ice cream

1. When your butt just can’t stop itching and it feels superb. “Im asscratchedly right now, and it is amazing.”

2. Do you want some asscratchedly ice cream

by ezp12345 February 10, 2020