Ass chicken

It is chicken that is farted on.

Get the hell away from my ass chicken!

by awsomx August 3, 2010

asskickenormous

a continual ass kicking by your boss or anyone in a position of power.

and or getting ones ass handed to oneself.

When I started this job I couldn't stick a pin up my ass with a jackhammer, after all the asskickenormous I could fit a 6x6 square fence post up my ass without blinking.

by bman27 May 6, 2006

asscricket

Someone who is always around and no one knows why because no one knows them. This someone doesn't talk ever. This person is a nuisance, like a cricket, because they will not go away.

P: "Who's that?"
J: "I don't know"
P: "She is ALWAYS around! How does no one know who she is?!"
A: "That asscricket is Ashley."

by Business Associate #2 December 14, 2008

bomb ass chicken

Used to describe the perfect boyfriend, girlfriend, or spouse. Interchangeable with boyfriend, girlfriend and spouse.

Dana, will you be my bomb ass chicken?

by whatsupgamers October 2, 2017

Asscricket

A small, short squicky fart.

Wait was that an asscricket I just heard? They are rare and elusive you know!

by fotog July 22, 2011

ass chicken

When a naked drunken person sits on a platter of chicken and it rides up their ass crack.

see also: dirty tyler

Laura: I'm hungry
Tyler: Want some chicken?
Laura: No, Tyler I don't want your ass chicken!

by Moneylove January 4, 2008

Asscracken

Adj. an ass so big it devowers all that gets near it

My car was devowered by an asscracken.

by Sofire21420 April 28, 2017