Apsana

A sweet and understanding gorgeous smart girl that attracts every body around her. Never ignorant and just her smile makes all your prolems go away. Dresses wonderful every day with out even trying and is not the type of person to get anybody else jelous. If you dont know Apsana you could never feel complete.

Did Apsana come to school today? Nope. AWW MAAAANNNNNNNN!!!! Im going to skip today.

by Clemons October 18, 2010

Assamassadopholus

Assamassadopholus is anything the user wants it to be, or means anything the user wants it to mean.

ie: its a replacement word for absoltely anything that would be of benifit to you, the user

its pretty much a lifesaver, and the single most important word in the entire universe

Teacher: whats the name of the 5th planet out from the sun?

Student: umm, assamassadopholus

Teacher: no, the answer is Jupiter

Student: thats what assamassadopholus means!

by Layles February 24, 2009

assalanche

First defined in NASIOC's Off Topic forum by Kaiser as the slow, crampy, painful, and excruciatingly long build-up of poo in one's bowels, which finally reaches a breaking point and results in a massive avalanche of crap being explosively expelled from one's ass. Hence, assalanche.

Zeke sat miserably on the toilet for 30 mins with bad stomach cramps -- a half hour cycle of cramping and loosening and cramping and loosening tearing at his abdomen. But, frustratingly, no poo was shat. He suffered wave after wave of pain...until, finally, that last little snowflake fluttered down on 500 billion tons of brown snow. The assalanche came without warning, and it was fierce. Many people in Toiletville were caught unaware and perished in a 100mph rush of furious poo.

by Zeke Brown June 10, 2007

Assata

She's a person with an amazing attitude. No matter how hard things is she finds away. She always puts everyone before her no matter what. Shes beautiful with a lot of attitude get you someone like Assata.

Assata is one of a kind thats why people barely know girls with the name Assata.

by kelly brooks bobbie March 14, 2017

Asana

A nice person who is very generous,but when she gets mad she isnt the best person to be around. She is very pretty and sweet. She can stand up for herself and everything!

Asana is so pretty! Asana is a very generous person

by 45123 December 8, 2019

Assanatou

The most amazing and perfect girl you could ever meet. She is the sweetest person ever and she is very modest. She is very pretty and likes to laugh. She has beautiful eyes and usually doesn't know she is pretty. She likes to give advice o people which is usually very good. Assanatou has the best sense of humor EVER and likes to see people smile.

She is so gorgeous, she must be an Assanatou.

by cammiecammiecammiepower November 13, 2013

assanitting

assanitting it the action of using ones own buttocks cheeks to knit oneself any array of widely used common knitted items; hats, ham containers, disposable bacon bags.

Henry was able to sit down for a long day of assanitting.

Sean assanit himself a new toque for winter

by Oscar-rio May 31, 2009